Paul Johnson

watching the football and eating chocolate. Simples

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting him for Christmas? He felt his presents.

Merry Christmas!

[Paul Johnson @PaulDJ75]

I predict strong winds in the households across Britain this evening! #Sprouts

[Paul Johnson @PaulDJ75]

Merry Christmas @drnaylor @TinkTasha have a great day. You might not be up yet! #TashIsDeffinitelyUp

[Michael Vaughan @MichaelVaughan]

In 2015 I want to be on Gogglebox......

[Sunday League @SundayShoutsFC]

Classic Bullard. http://t.co/lYiaZajuYQ

[Paul Johnson @PaulDJ75]

@lovelycaz74 Harumph!

[Paul Johnson @PaulDJ75]

Good to see @drnaylor and @TinkTasha today spelling lessons couldn't be more fun!

[Paul Johnson @PaulDJ75]

@TinkTasha ha ha poor you!

[Paul Johnson @PaulDJ75]

@TinkTasha you're a very clever girl *

[Paul Johnson @PaulDJ75]

Fine work @TinkTasha! Seven

[Paul Johnson @PaulDJ75]

@chelseafc looks a really weak line up! 4-0 to the mighty tigers today.

[Paul Johnson @PaulDJ75]

Foggy is a legend! #camelcock

[Paul Johnson @PaulDJ75]

@Sam_pitfield I prefer date night!

[Paul Johnson @PaulDJ75]

@The_OlaJordan is it woman flu?

[Paul Johnson @PaulDJ75]

@drnaylor wise move!

[Paul Johnson @PaulDJ75]

@drnaylor tweeting perhaps?

[Paul Johnson @PaulDJ75]

@drnaylor So what normally takes you 2 seconds?

[Paul Johnson @PaulDJ75]

@drnaylor But can you make the thing that takes you 2 seconds last nearly an hour?

[Paul Johnson @PaulDJ75]

I'm out out! #Harrumph