Paul Lynch (@[email protected])

Retired programmer. Won't get fooled again!

[Shylock Holmes @shylockh]

While it is an imperfect rule, I think that most people who are trying to describe somebody's mental state would be better off using older synonyms rather than their modern therapy equivalents.

They are not narcissistic, they are selfish and thoughtless.

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[. @jdpoc]

The most subtle Xmas cartoon ever By 'Off The Mark' Cartoons.

[Paul Lynch (@[email protected]) @pauldlynch]

@MSEAdvanced1 Could be daffodil bulbs, or any closely related bulb. Very unpleasant.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

🚨NEW: Donald Trump goes on a social media tirade against Bruce Springsteen, calling him a "communist" and "overrated."

RETWEET if you stand with @Springsteen against Donald Trump!

[Josh Ellis @jzellis]

OK, let me solve American "economic anxiety" very quickly. I'm gonna sort it out for you in less than ten tweets and then you won't have that excuse anymore. You ready? Here goes.

The cause is capitalism and greed. That's it. Nothing else. Just that.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

John Oliver, "The Conservatives have had 5 different prime ministers over the past 14 years.. It's worth briefly revisiting all of them"

1⃣"David Cameron.. Austerity.. Brexit"

2⃣"Theresa May.. More austerity, two child cap"

3⃣"Boris Johnson.. His time in office was a shambles.. Britain left the EU on the same day of the first case of the corona virus was announced.. His handling of covid was an unmitigated disaster"

"For the record there is only one actual f*ckpig in Downing Street.. David Cameron.. As a student at Oxford he once put his d*ck in a dead pig's mouth"

4⃣"Liz Truss who had the shortest tenure of any British prime minister in history.. Her budget full of tax cuts for the rich which caused a mini economic crisis"

5⃣"Sunak the wet.. A man who literally does not have the sense to get in from the rain"

"Brexit created red tape that has grown exponentially.. Trading goods with the EU is now so onerous that many businesses have chosen to relocate into mainland Europe which is not good news for the UK"

"Brexit is estimated to be costing the economy about £100 billion a year"

"While Brexit makes the news, austerity is the legacy of Cameron and his successors because it has in so many ways obliterated public services"

"Take the NHS, years of under investment have left it gutted and understaffed.. Wait lists for NHS treatment have exploded.. More than 7.5 million waiting for non emergency treatment, that's over 2.5 million when the Conservatives came in in 2010"

[JPC @jpxan71]

I’ve always loved John Oliver but I swear to God this is perfection 🔥🔥🔥👇👇👇👇🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Lisa Give Peace a Chance Tucker-Clemens @TuckerClemens]

Something needs setting straight, it's sad I need to even say this but many of you are so brainwashed you can't even think logically anymore, many of you have been born into this right-wing neoliberal bullshit and are now middle aged and have known nothing else....
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[Tobi @TobiFrenzen]

The @Conservatives absolutely detest this honest campaign ad, which was recently released by a disgruntled CCHQ job applicant.

So please, let's not hamper their upcoming #LocalElection prospects, or embarrass them any further, by accidentally sharing it!

[Matthew Harris @hattmarris84]

Actor Peter Capaldi tells @AndrewMarr9 that he’s against a reboot of 'The Thick of It’ as politics is now “beyond a joke” with problems “too serious” to trivialise.

[Rupert Goodwins @rupertg]

"You don't think having an unelected failure who had to resign after triggering the worst foreign policy decision since Suez and who can't be questioned in the Commons is undemocratic?"

"He'll be challenged in the media"

`'Oh good. Can we talk to him?"

"No."

[Mat @mat64791452]

Wife “How did you get those scratches on your neck”
Husband “Me and the fellas were out Kayaking when a seal rose out of the sea and Twatted me with an octopus”
Wife “You must think I was born yesterday” 🥊

[Lar @lartist]

From the Larchives: I'm dipping back into my Rocky Horror files as we approach Hallowe'en. Here's my Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. Yes, the heiroglyphics are the lyrics for the Time Warp. Enjoy!

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Richard Madeley insinuated a British MP had inside knowledge of the Hamas attack due to her having family from Palestine.

Yes he should be sacked.

RT if you agree.

https://t.co/nW6sUVzy7x

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

It’s hard to know who and what to trust these days…

But this incredible clip nails it

Simply:

Don’t trust idiots

And how do you spot an idiot?

Look for the people who are cruel…

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Reminder: “centrism” is a reactionary political stance between two ideologies.

When one ideology advocates for free healthcare and the other advocates for fascism and bigotry, finding yourself in the middle should be alarming.

[Cary Cooper @ProfCaryCooper]

Says it all about senior Tories by the former headmaster of Eton! Never see them again in any leadership role!

[Jez @Jezzer_UK]

I just signed the petition calling on Boris Johnson's resignation honours to be blocked. Will you sign too? https://t.co/WlyCMvvWOf via @38degrees