Paul

I identify as a Master of the Universe.

He/Man.

[Paul @pauldoc_]

Happy 4th anniversary to us.

[Nigel Seeley @seeley_nigel]

I went into a Boston bar last night to watch the footy and there was a young guy from the Scotland sat at the bar, drinking and crying. I asked him what was up and he said, 'It's my 21st and I'm sat here all on my own.'

I felt sorry for him so I bought him a pint.
He took a few gulps and said, 'Cheers.that's my 22nd’
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸⚽️🍺

[Paul @pauldoc_]

@stoic008 Good to have you too Taz. Love from Ireland

[Paul @pauldoc_]

Irish Aer Corps formation flying over our apartment.

[Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot]

I joined the Tourettes Society. It took them a month to swear me in!

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

I read that WD40 keeps mice out of the garden. I tried it. Didn’t work. But they have stopped squeaking.

[Paul @pauldoc_]

Amad! @AlternativeMUFC

[Paul @pauldoc_]

@mrstevenallen Rough around my way too.
This is what the babies drink.

[Rebecca Aguilar (on Blue Sky & LinkedIn) @RebeccaAguilar]

Everyone COPY this video, share it far and wide. Paramount Skydance billionaire baby David Ellison can’t handle that Stephen Colbert is getting millions of views . @Youtube we will cancel our subscription as we did when we dumped @paramountplus.

[Paul @pauldoc_]

@jambo__fett happy birthday.
Have a great day

[Paul @pauldoc_]

@nycjayjay Twice times 0 is still 0

[Paul @pauldoc_]

@stoic008 Cheap and tastes fantastic.
🍻

[Paul @pauldoc_]

@stoic008 I saw this in the Don quiote store in Osaka last year.
¥5000.
About €35.
Yhe japanese love their whisky.

[Paul @pauldoc_]

@BigBearF1 2.
Never been arrested, never been on TV. 🤷

[Paul @pauldoc_]

@Baddiel I'll tell you tonight.

[Paul @pauldoc_]

My cars mileage.
I'm so immature.
😅

[Paul @pauldoc_]

@maniaUFO From 'What we do in the shadows' tv show

[Danny DePinto @DepintoDanny]

If democrats are now "Dumocrats" then its only fair to call Republicans "Rapeublicans" ...

Two way streets are a bitch for Don the Con... share the shit out of this to piss him off.

[Paul @pauldoc_]

@AlexandriaSweet Cheers Angela. 🍺🎂🍻

[Paul @pauldoc_]

It's my birthday today.
As is tradition, I'm going out for a few quiet drinks followed by several noisy ones.
Cheers 🎂🍻🍻

[Paul @pauldoc_]

@mickeya100 After, we can have a drink and do for a swim

[Paul @pauldoc_]

@mickeya100 Fish and chips anyone?