Runbelievable Chef

A Mancunian exiled in Kent always running to raise money for Leukemia research.

[Runbelievable Chef @pauldoleman]

@AntiWokeMemes Fair point really - all faiths can learn from Islam. They can learn to permit freedom of belief to be more inclusive, practice pacifism to be more tolerant and affirm human rights - all opposites of Islamic teaching & worth learning.

[Runbelievable Chef @pauldoleman]

@damzychillin Blindingly obvious it’s Arteta.

[Runbelievable Chef @pauldoleman]

@RobOConnell18 No idea where you’re getting numbers - City’s easily verifiable net spend since the charges is £322m & that won’t change even if they do sign Anderson thanks to Academy sales & the sale of Savinho to Spurs.

[Runbelievable Chef @pauldoleman]

@AnythingArs_ 14 league titles? Yarp. 14 premier leagues? Narp.

[Runbelievable Chef @pauldoleman]

@R_o_M 50% of available domestic trophies is a 'failure' only to people whose brains have been completely rotted by bias. Utd fans spent a decade watching their own club burn through billions to finish 30 points off the top, yet spout paragraphs about Pep 'running off.' Enjoy mid-table

[Runbelievable Chef @pauldoleman]

@R_o_M Pep changed the blueprint of the EPL, broke every record in the book, & leaves with a trophy cabinet your current squad couldn't replicate in a lifetime. Calling him a failure isn't just drivel; it’s embarrassing football illiteracy born from years of trauma. He leaves a legend.

[Runbelievable Chef @pauldoleman]

@_MancityGee I doubt that stat. Maybe 50% don’t know he was the king of bog rolls.

[Runbelievable Chef @pauldoleman]

@talkSPORT As a City fan & despite our success I’m not so dumb to deny by worldwide support, social following & total trophies won - Liverpool, United, Madrid, Barca & Bayern are bigger clubs. I’m not so insecure that I need to feel my team is the biggest in the world like Arsenal fans.

[Runbelievable Chef @pauldoleman]

@ChelseaFC There’s fan banter (all’s fair) and embarrassing official shit when you finish 10th!

[Runbelievable Chef @pauldoleman]

@piersmorgan What are you talking about - PSG should have had two more penalties. Arsenal are truly living up to the boring tag.

[Runbelievable Chef @pauldoleman]

@The_Forty_Four Pep has said on record on over a dozen different occasions that if the club received a draconian punishment he’d see that as a totally new challenge, stay and bring them back to greatness.

[Runbelievable Chef @pauldoleman]

@primevideosport What’s your point Prime? His net spend is £110m per season. Compare that to Arsenal, Chelsea, Utd or Liverpool & it is better. OR add the spend of the managers you highlight together & it is about 5x Pep - but their success added together is a lot less than Pep. Great ROI.

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Nobody does it like Manchester City. 🤯🩵

[Runbelievable Chef @pauldoleman]

@4TheArsenal_ Embarrassing is you celebrating a corner. Pep reached 12 FA & League Cup finals & won 8, won 6 PL titles, a Club World Cup, UEFA Supercupreached 2 UCL finals & won 1 - so we send him off in style as would you if any AFC manager had come anywhere near close to Pep. #RFIYH

[Runbelievable Chef @pauldoleman]

@piersmorgan Reverse that comment Piers and most people would say it is a perfect description of you.

[Runbelievable Chef @pauldoleman]

@DailyAFC Thank goodness we aren’t the same. You win a title & still have a pop at Liverpool, City, United & Spurs. Other teams live rent free in your head. We give John, Bernie, & Pep a great send off & thanks for the success - you troll opposing fans when you win a corner. Toxic fanbase!

[Runbelievable Chef @pauldoleman]

@MaxRadwan Commenting like you on City celebrating the trophies they’ve won with Pep to thank him is so churlish.

[Runbelievable Chef @pauldoleman]

@RedlingMUFC Did your gran never tell you - if you can’t say owt nice, say nowt at all? Looking forward to next season and Carrick being found out?

[Runbelievable Chef @pauldoleman]

@David_Dein_FC Unbelievable scenes at Emirates for Arsenal’s opening game as champions. Sorry am I a little early mongcock?