paul heaton

FACT !! ALL CRISPS IN WORLD HAVE SATURDAY SELL BY DATES SMILE YOU MIGHT LIKE IT

[paul heaton @paulheaton46]

Morning after day b4 never having sambuca again !!
My body feels like I've been dragged off a united airlines plane

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

England's Under-20s have won the World Cup. What a brilliant week it's been for the youth of our nation. Congratulations. 👏👏👏

[paul heaton @paulheaton46]

Har don but hartlepool couldnt stay up !!!

[paul heaton @paulheaton46]

Anthony joshua had more wins at wembley this year than spurs ;-)

[paul heaton @paulheaton46]

Come on man city 3=1 if arsenal can manage one

[paul heaton @paulheaton46]

Just watched most pointless programme ever who doin dishes all guess then mcfadden gives clue and tells them who it is total shite

[paul heaton @paulheaton46]

Chelsea with best player on pitch getting winner but sending off takes headlines in big game again

[paul heaton @paulheaton46]

Bradford park avenue v halifax like bellew v haye last week

[paul heaton @paulheaton46]

Reality kick in tomorra arsenal win about 4=0 even blind hen find corn one day

[paul heaton @paulheaton46]

Wenger out at arsenal why !! 16 other clubs premier league wish they had there success #grassnotalwaysgreener

[paul heaton @paulheaton46]

Leeds utd not my fav team never will !!! But had seven thousand away fans at fulham last night heard on radio fantastic deserve success

[paul heaton @paulheaton46]

Bradford city draw again even banksy not drawn that many times #itwillcostthemplayoffs

[The Good Doctor 🔞 @Demented_Jokes]

Women are too sensitive.

My friend said she was having twins and all I said was at least you'll finally have two kids with the same father.