Paulina Murphy

[Paulina Murphy @pauliesolis]

@MaddieKroitz Proud of you, love you always

[Paulina Murphy @pauliesolis]

This is the first time in a long time I’ve had two full days off in a row with nothing to do and no one to entertain and it’s weird.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

being a midwesterner is:

- knowing "the other day" could mean yesterday or 1992

- entering a house through the garage instead of the front door

- saying ��all good no worries” when it is not all good and there are plenty of worries

Plastic bag full of plastic bags

[Paulina Murphy @pauliesolis]

If you need me I’ll be spiraling about the status of my tiny clumps of cells in an incubator for the next 5-6 days.

[Satan @s8n]

karma a bitch huh

[Tory Cross 🌸 @queer_spice]

Have we considered that the nurse and health care worker shortage could be solved by making them stop going on the bachelor

[Paulina Murphy @pauliesolis]

@MaddieKroitz I don’t think they’re too bad as long as they’re fresh

[Paulina Murphy @pauliesolis]

@MaddieKroitz Absolutely not, lol

[Paulina Murphy @pauliesolis]

@MaddieKroitz We have them here, so, when you come visit, we can go!

[Paulina Murphy @pauliesolis]

@MaddieKroitz Do they have it in GR?

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

being in costco is such a disorienting experience like what do you mean this is the cereal/hot tub aisle

[Paulina Murphy @pauliesolis]

He hates me 😬❤️

[Paulina Murphy @pauliesolis]

Dateline Podcast episode “Black Friday” Minute 20:30. I can not with Keith Morrison 😂. @GillianWithaG @TrueCrimeObsess @patrickhinds

[jaya. @jayacancook]

You know… CPS should’ve gotten involved with Kevin. How your parents lose you TWO Christmases in a row???

[Paulina Murphy @pauliesolis]

At visonworks listening to the sales person on the phone:
“Sir I can’t tell you how far you are from our store because I don’t know where you are”

[Paulina Murphy @pauliesolis]

@MaddieKroitz Think about this every day. Therapy is the best.

[Paulina Murphy @pauliesolis]

I really want goats and chickens since working at TSC but I can’t have goats and chickens cause I have a stupid HOA 😠