Paul Saunderson

[Paul Saunderson @pauliosaundio]

Just used the ‘Hugo Dross’ line in work and got a laugh from it. Shearer you absolute comedian!
@alanshearer @MicahRichards @GaryLineker

[Paul Saunderson @pauliosaundio]

@AndyBurnhamGM Nevermind Prime Minister can you play left back. Ours is garbage!

[Paul Saunderson @pauliosaundio]

Fella by me last night got worse after each goal we scored

[Ben @Mill855]

There’s a farting pandemic in the football stands. I can’t remember the last time I went to a game without someone near me letting off the most atrocious wind. Please can it stop😭

[Everton Fan Services @efc_fanservices]

@Deborah1878 @ianfsher We are just reminding people mainly to bring things like hats, gloves and scarves, especially now that we are on the waterfront. Supporters are more than welcome to turn up in shorts and a t-shirt if they wish

[Caoimhe O'Neill @CaoimheSport]

Arsenal fans sing “feed the Scousers” and Everton put Fans Supporting Foodbanks’ logo on the screen straight away. Quality from Everton. Absolutely embarrassing from the Arsenal fans singing it.

Solidarity with @SFoodbanks. Hunger doesn’t wear club colours 💙❤️

[ᴍᴀɴᴄʜᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ™️ @MANCHESTERMUS10]

MANI x
[Painting by John Squire]

[Paul Saunderson @pauliosaundio]

All the best @BoneheadsPage stay safe 💙❤️

[Paul Saunderson @pauliosaundio]

@Wooster_Bert_ @CBeesleyEcho That’s definitely a more accurate review of how his night went.

[Paul Saunderson @pauliosaundio]

@Wooster_Bert_ @CBeesleyEcho Somehow McNeil gets a 5 out of 10. No one realised he was playing until about the 40th minute

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

One of the best jokes from The Sopranos 🤣

[Paul Saunderson @pauliosaundio]

@richie26188 100% the worst team to watch in the league. Football is awful.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@blurremi Nothing staying in bed NYs is for wankers

[Paul Saunderson @pauliosaundio]

Well this was absolutely sensational! @JohnHead1967 @michaelheadtreb @Shack_Band

[Paul Saunderson @pauliosaundio]

Absolutely magical that @BRyderJones 💙

[Paul Saunderson @pauliosaundio]

Can they pull the McRib over here cos it’s fucking shite

[KKCO 11 News @KKCO11News]

McDonald’s names more states where Quarter Pounders are being pulled amid E. coli outbreak https://t.co/pjcHAyhMog

[Paul Saunderson @pauliosaundio]

@liamgallagher getting on like a house on fire or wrecking each others head ?

[Paul Saunderson @pauliosaundio]

@StuBennett Are you mad for it Bad News Barrett

[Paul Saunderson @pauliosaundio]

Lend’s Some Dough ⛵

[Shack @Shack_Band]

For the first time ever, HMS Fable is now available on Vinyl.

H.M.S. Fable is the third studio album by Shack.

Originally released in 1999. This remastered version is available on 180g black vinyl, light blue sea colour vinyl and CD at https://t.co/joHLPOFigu 💥

[Twickets @Twickets]

🚨 If you haven’t secured @oasis tickets then don’t panic, and certainly don’t buy on unofficial sites such as Viagogo & StubHub as these tickets will be cancelled.

Twickets will have tickets available soon. Register to receive our newsletter and we’ll let you know.

[Paul Saunderson @pauliosaundio]

Shite first day of the season