𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵

𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚜.

[𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 @paulisbored]

Never mind that - look at the Squad Cost Ratio.

[Joe Thomas @joe_thomas18]

Everton finish the summer with just 18 senior, outfield players.

If just one of those is injured or suspended then the only way the club can fill a matchday squad with senior players is by naming two keepers on the bench.

[𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 @paulisbored]

Balogun turned down Everton aftet Moyes asked him if he could play right back.

[𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 @paulisbored]

The famous Everton medical…

[The Bobble @ElBobble]

Folarin Balogun has an issue after a club medical with Everton. Deal now in doubt 🔵

[𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 @paulisbored]

I love Beto, but that’s a great kit so who can blame him.

[GianluVisco @GianluVisco]

#Beto in, #Kean out: l’ormai ex Everton ritrova la Serie A dopo l’esperienza all’Udinese 🟣🟣

#Fiorentina @tvdellosport @Glongari @AlfredoPedulla

[𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 @paulisbored]

We’re never signing him. This is good, old fashioned, Karl-Heinz Rummenigge-style “look we’re really trying” transfer approach.

[The Bobble @ElBobble]

Monaco currently value Folarin Balogun at around £40m, with Everton pushing to negotiate a significantly lower fee 🔵

[𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 @paulisbored]

@Fan0fCrawley 463

They’ve been picking him for all this time with these pitches in mind.

[𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 @paulisbored]

@CFCHaven Senegal.

[𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 @paulisbored]

Somewhere, Sean Dyche is rubbing his hands and telling Steve Stone he knew Pep would be converted to Dycheball eventually.

[𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 @paulisbored]

@NilSatisNews To paraphrase Gordon Strachan, the great big f**king green one between the white lines.

[𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 @paulisbored]

@EFC_Statto This isn’t really a fair comparison. As Dyche himself explained, if you add a few wins to it, his stats aren’t really that bad.

[𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 @paulisbored]

Amazing to think it needed VAR to decide that this challenge deserved a red card.

[𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 @paulisbored]

This stat about Dyche’s Everton is astonishing.

[𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 @paulisbored]

@_luke1878_ To be fair, Yakubu does still claim to be 26, same as when we signed him the first time.

[𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 @paulisbored]

This is still more sophisticated than any attacking plan Sean Dyche has come up with.

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

It’s 13 years to the day since the ball went back to Everton keeper Tim Howard… and he was in no mood for faffing about.

Get it forward, son. Get it forward.

[𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 @paulisbored]

Who says Everton won’t win anything this season?

[Bryden Wood @BrydenWood]

The new 52,000-seat @Everton stadium at Bramley Moore Dock is shortlisted for The Concrete Society 2024 Awards. Congrats to everyone - @Laing_ORourke. Our team designed the innovative brick-faced precast façade panels, featuring narrow joints & a barcode-like design. Good luck!

[A56 Safety Campaign @A56Safety]

1 in every 7 vehicles along Talbot Road in rush hour is now a bicycle. People will use it if it’s built. Clearly the Conservatives don’t want to make the A56 through Trafford safe for ALL road users.

[Barney Ronay @barneyronay]

I wonder what tiny imperceptible gains Dave Brailsford has identified watching this

[𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 @paulisbored]

Doucs put in such a shift today he even turned up at Villa Park. #coyb

[𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 @paulisbored]

@barneyronay That’s true of Scholes at that point, but he stopped playing 6 years earlier in 2004. If I remember rightly, he was fed up with being played out of position.

I do take your point though.

And it feels like there’s more to it with White. I’m intrigued as to what it is.