Paul Islam

data driven marketing mischief; dad to the beautiful twosome. Marketing tech, Salesforce. Views my own.

[Paul Islam @paulislam]

@Similarweb Breaking news, people who use the internet also visit Google. Bears have also been known to shit in woods.

[Paul Islam @paulislam]

@AIVISIONOG @ChatGPTapp Slop off.

[Paul Islam @paulislam]

@freetrade what's going on? Android app totally broken for 2 days?

[Paul Islam @paulislam]

@Pharmacy2U I presume you know your website and android app are basically broken today...?

[Paul Islam @paulislam]

@stevenchoi Hey Steven, nice advice! FYI day 21 is still draft copy over on the typeshare page, https://t.co/DkCsI8JL53

[Paul Islam @paulislam]

@HMRCcustomers We'll need to take this to private message, thanks Steve.

[Paul Islam @paulislam]

@HMRCcustomers I finally managed to speak to someone after holding for 57 minutes and you automatically cut me off midway with message "Goodbye. Thanks for calling". FML.. on-hold again and you've ended call with same message...

[Paul Islam @paulislam]

@HMRCcustomers Hi Shoaib, just need to provide info to get tax code corrected. Thanks

[Paul Islam @paulislam]

@HiveHomeUK been on-hold for Customer Services and unceremoniously been cut-off.. I can't DM you. Pls can you DM me to arrange a callback? Hitting same annual problem with Hive heating

[Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston]

[Scooby Doo at an interview]
Interviewer: May I see your CV?
Scooby: *hands CV over* Rrres you may!
Interviewer: Round here we call it a CV.

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Lib Dem Transport Spokesperson Wera Hobhouse: “Rishi Sunak using a conference in Manchester to cancel the northern leg of HS2 would make Liz Truss look like a political genius.”

[Paul Islam @paulislam]

@NamasteNepalMCR friendly nudge, there may be a problem with your online Rituals app, can't get past the payment page tonight. :-)

[Paul Islam @paulislam]

@Vitality_UK Private message sent, thanks.

[Paul Islam @paulislam]

@nathanbaugh27 Story

[Paul Islam @paulislam]

Stepping out! Salesforce friends, you've been legends.

Summer 2018, waiting to pick my 7-year-old up from her drama club, I sat in the garden of The Didsbury with a notepad and half an hour to kill.

I'd sketched out types of work that mattered to me,…https://t.co/JC5I6q9rTR

[Paul Islam @paulislam]

@virginmedia our Virgin Broadband Volt M350 fibre in Didsbury Manchester is rubbish, patchy inconsistent connection. No download.

[Paul Islam @paulislam]

@MCRMetrolink Hi, will trams be back running today from Bury to Manchester Victoria?

[Paul Islam @paulislam]

#TuesdaysWithHoffman look it up SaaS sellers, 30 mins never wasted. Nice hack Jeff! https://t.co/Rw2CscItih

[Paul Islam @paulislam]

"Manchester has glamour too, but the glitter is cut with grit. And wit." Lovely reflections Clare Chapman ! https://t.co/sZMbsUEcQ5

[Paul Islam @paulislam]

@readmark Loved the wit and gravitas of Jeremy's columns. Whisks me back to early career years, always a copy of Campaign and ALF within reach of the desk phone.