Paul Ison

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Stairs created in 1825, Located at the Musée du Compagnonnage, France
https://t.co/hzJvAWziuP

[Paul Ison @paulison]

@anon_opin Can relate. Glad it's not just me.

[Paul Ison @paulison]

@ExcelHumor Not if it's an encrypted PIN.

[Paul Ison @paulison]

@LBC Change tack, you mean...it's a nautical expression, nothing to do with tact or tactics.

[Paul Ison @paulison]

@ShowMeASignBryn Manufactured by Altaroute in Bristol.

[Paul Ison @paulison]

@Americafakts @NoContextBrits No it isn't, you absolute trumpet.

[Paul Ison @paulison]

#gumball3000 Shmee150 just passed M1 J9 with the support Transit.

[Paul Ison @paulison]

@WelHatCouncil more pointless wasting of council tax on half-arsed maintenance. The weed killer spray quad bike man missing half of the weeds as he wove around all the parked cars as fast as he could. May it's a sign the grass will get cut soon.

[Paul Ison @paulison]

@WelHatCouncil now May is nearly over, am I to expect this grass imminently to be ripped out by the roots and blown into the gutters to rot, as per the usual method? I'm OK with the sentiment of 'no mow May' but I doubt your contractor's ability to manage the consequences.

[Paul Ison @paulison]

@SartorialThug What disturbs me most about this article is why the Daily Mail feel it necessary to insert a [sic] in the mocked up WhatsApp messages, because it's more important to shame the poor grammar of the original author than to give the game away that these aren't original messages.

[Paul Ison @paulison]

@baileymeyers Repudiate. Rep-you-die-at.

[Paul Ison @paulison]

@nhsuk No water dispensers allowed anywhere in Hemel Hempstead Hospital because they are apparently "a covid risk", yet it's OK for the cafe on site to have a single milk jug that everyone has to pick up if they want milk in their tea.

[Paul Ison @paulison]

Concrete Bob at Cambridge this morning.

[Paul Ison @paulison]

One hundred and one thaasand pownds.

[Paul Ison @paulison]

@jezmizter @eyesonstalbans Do they come in red?

[Paul Ison @paulison]

I've got half a tank of diesel. Will it run out before I get out of the Duxford Air Show car park? 1hr and moved about 30ft.

[Paul Ison @paulison]

@LDN Caramelised nuts.

[Paul Ison @paulison]

@Redlemon850 I'd go so far as to say neglected.

[Paul Ison @paulison]

Watching Bargain Hunt on catch-up. #livingthedream

[Paul Ison @paulison]

After four weeks of inputting text to spreadsheets, the inadequacy of MSExcel automatic row height adjustment is really getting on my tits.