Paul J Fleming

Author, dreamer & full-time Dad.

Chief Scribbler at fan of #Firefly, #DoctorWho, #theexpanse, #oldmanswar and #gaslampfantasy stories

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Started writing again… :-)

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Here's the Border Terrier t-shirt over on RedBubble: https://t.co/IHLhIvudlX #findyourthing #redbubble

#borderterrierdog

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@sciencegirl Just do a U-turn onto the opposite side of the carriageway. Much better than leaving your vehicle on the tracks to be squashed...

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Just sold another #dogtshirt to another #doglover in Belgium. They seem quite popular over there :-)

This one was for an #englishcockerspaniel.
What's your favourite #dogbreed?

https://t.co/M6GnGGbljh
Life is better with a dog...

#dogs #dogsofinstagram

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@RoyalMail I didn't realise just how many Royal Mail help-and-support accounts there were on here...

Did you, @RoyalMail?

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Dear @RoyalMail, you attempted to deliver a parcel, but no one seemed to be in...

I was here. Waiting.
I got out front in time to watch the van drive away.

The dog goes nuts when ANYONE knocks.
The dog did not go nuts...

So, I suspect the delivery attempt did not happen...

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@currys #CurrysPurpleFriday Thai Sweet Chilli Sensations :-)

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@currys #CurrysPurpleFriday The Expanse

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I'm attending this event. RT if you think others will find this helpful 🙌 https://t.co/Ssw7VkC5Z1 #worldshiftthespeculativefictionwriterssummit2025

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@OzzyOsbourne Condolences to you all for the loss of a wonderful guy, but with a smile at the memories he gave through a life well lived!!! 😉😀

[Yorkshire Tea @YorkshireTea]

Cherry Bakewell Brew - CONFIRMED!!! Liam Charles is on the case.

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@YorkshireTea Might be good, but I’ve still not forgiven you for dropping my strawberry jam on toast tea… that became my go to brew. The betrayal. It still hurts. I trusted you…

Anyway, in other news, might give this a go!! :-)

#bringbackmystrawberryjamontoastbrew

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Secrets - 100 Word piece of #flashfiction I wrote for the @WriteStoryBooks #weekendchallenge back in 2022 - now on #Substack: https://t.co/4pkd6TQIyq

#shortstory #quickreads #amwriting

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet today

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Paul J Fleming (@pauljohnfleming) is on @buymeacoffee!🎉

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[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Amazing Teacher

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@YorkshireTea … and yet my local Asda and Tesco couldn’t seem to keep up with demand, with empty trays where this tea once was sat beside full trays of the biscuit one…

Anyway, I’d be glad to see its return if you ever decide to give it another go!

Ta for the tea memories 😀😀😀

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@YorkshireTea No chance of you bringing Toast & Jam back? It was my favourite tea. Everything else was just inferior... please?

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 The "Diabetic Coma Special" ;-)

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I just published The Enchanted Journal https://t.co/icoGL2vdx2