Paul

Liverpool fan, after doing Jiu Jitsu for a year, definitely can't go 5 rounds with GSP

[Paul @pauljohnsmith82]

I've gone 😭

[Paul @pauljohnsmith82]

@SimonMiller316 If you still have two tickets going, we're in!

[Paul @pauljohnsmith82]

So this is what disappointment feels like. It's been a while, I don't like it.

[pau @316REIGNS]

jon stewart explained the oval office meeting by comparing it to john cena’s heel turn and it’s brilliant 😭

[Paul @pauljohnsmith82]

Fuck! That hope is back again.

[Paul @pauljohnsmith82]

Lol!

[The Redmen TV @TheRedmenTV]

Ipswich at Portman Road Sat 17th Aug 5.30pm

[Paul @pauljohnsmith82]

If Klopp was still around I'd be laughing at this.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Erik ten Hag stays as Manchester United manager, decision has been made.

Ten Hag has been informed after final decision by INEOS.

Contract talks will also follow, as @David_Ornstein has reported.

Ten Hag will be Man United manager for next season.

[Paul @pauljohnsmith82]

Wonderful stuff!

[Benedict Pringle @benedictpringle]

Comedian Jon Richardson aping Margot Robbie in a bath, explaining Rishi Sunak’s career as hedgie, Big Short-style, is a thing of genius.

[Paul @pauljohnsmith82]

Fucking annoying init Arsenal

[Paul @pauljohnsmith82]

@manairport Ok thank you, it's terminal 2 west. Not meet and greet.

[Paul @pauljohnsmith82]

@manairport Made a mistake on my parking. Said I would be back on the 3rd May, it's actually the 4th May. What do I need to do when I arrive back? Is there a number I should call I'll be arriving around 5am?

[Paul @pauljohnsmith82]

@manairport Ok thank you. Where do you pay for the overstay charge?

[Paul @pauljohnsmith82]

@wweontnt You're welcome

[Paul @pauljohnsmith82]

Completed #WrestleManiaXL

[⚽️442oons⚽️ @442oons]

Liverpool vs Man City - the cartoon

[Paul @pauljohnsmith82]

I love that man so much

[Paul @pauljohnsmith82]

Never thought I'd start tearing up about the league cup. That was fucking emotional

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

What sort of notifications could be annoying Rishi Sunak so much…🤔

[Paul @pauljohnsmith82]

😂 #VAR