Paul Kenny

Former broadsheet sub-editor, now editing books. Likes rain, cats and dogs. No DMs from weirdos, conspiracy-theorists or the terminally angry. Views my own.

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@IAmPStew Amazing. Just imagine if there were lochs and breweries in Scotland!

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@WulfrunianChris I've not dropped below 48C since the Scotland game ended.

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@WingsScotland I hope she paid for those sunglasses.

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@HMorrison97 You don't understand Westminster either.

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@stephebissett Playing it out from the back against Brazil and not having a go against Haiti were the main fuck-ups. Painful to watch.

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@MazCeee Thick as mince.

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@LoEl81 You're just tragically sad and bitter. America have been superb hosts.

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@ymnozt Amateur. The whole thing should clearly be deep-fried in batter.

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@GlesgaBluemk6 She could beg for Scotland. Obsessed with money.

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@FearedBuck Class. This guy needs a thank-you GoFundMe.

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@Donna_Rachel_ Wow. She's utterly insufferable. No self-awareness whatsoever.

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@WingsScotland Clarke's tactics on Friday will make tiki-taka look like the height of sophistication.

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@WingsScotland This is one of the worst coaching performances I've ever seen.

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@bindelj Such an elegant, comprehensive, well-crafted apology. Probably composed in Waitrose.

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@ZoeNope @jurobinson @GussieGrips @WingsScotland To be fair, he clearly looks like he has a learning disability.

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@HantsPolice 1.1 million views so far, 818 likes. Ouch.

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@TheParty1sOver She held a short-notice silent auction. Cash only with no receipts.

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@Honeythedog1 I think Ally (genius) would have seen the cunningly hidden motorhome and deployed it in an innovative 4-5-2.

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@Tuttlebees @joannaccherry Let's assume he never shoplifted £400,000 worth, maybe a lot more.

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@Grouse_Beater @RussellFindlay1 Didn't it cost £124,500? Presumably Mr Findlay is aware that the tweet reads better with the £125,000 figure. Or are you somehow aghast at the £500 addition?