Paul King Puns

Dedicated to making puns about Paul King - the Rex Regum of Ottawa Centre. Tweet us your Paul King puns! #makebreakfastgreatagain

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Our official New Years statement #makebreakfastgreatagain

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@lizstrander #paulkingpuns #makebreakfastgreatagain

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“If Paul King were a book turned film series about a gang of elves and hobbits on a mission, he’d be Paul of the Kings” - @lizstrander

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Ring-a-ding-King, baby - @paulkingpuns is back!

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For Paul, any chicken meal is chicken-a-la-King

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We can all sing about Paul King

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If Paul were a French war hero/President, he'd be Charles de Paul #paulkingpuns #makebreakfastgreatagain

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If Paul were a tailor, he'd be the Shawl King #paulkingpuns #makebreakfastgreatagain

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We hope the residents of Ottawa are enjoying these first days of #PaulSpring. Never forgot @realDonaldTrump will #makebreakfastgreatagain

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If Paul were a traditional Scottish folk song, he'd be For Pauld Lang Syne #makebreakfastgreatagain

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If @paulkingpuns hurt his arm, he'd be in a Paul Sling

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If Paul were a cat, he'd love to play with a Tall String #makebreakfastgreatagain

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Hey @RJMacReady_, @guywitaroc, @lizstrander - can you believe that @BrenteGust doesn't follow @paulkingpuns? That's jokes.

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Remember to use protection during your #paulflings this #valentines! And then in the morning don't forget to #makebreakfastgreatagain! https://t.co/3sMOObqQXZ

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If Paul and @PaulJDolan2 had a sexy encounter, it'd be a Paul Fling.

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If Paul were the #SuperBowl , he'd get Small Rat-ings, right @realDonaldTrump? #sb51 #banladygaga #makebreakfastgreatagain

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If Paul were a @netflix original series, he'd be Stranger Kings #makebreakfastgreatagain

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I agree with that #makebreakfastgreatagain https://t.co/yoOR6xjipH

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If Paul were a Breaking Bad spin-off, he'd be Better-Call-Paul King #makebreakfastgreatagain

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.@lizstrander as crey as when @RJMacReady_ sees a delicious, wholesome breakfast #makebreakfastgreatagain???

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@lizstrander did you #makebreakfastgreatagain???

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"If Paul were hot, he'd be Scald-Ding" - @guywitaroc