Paul t mathers

world's worst gambler

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

That Russian meteor footage is a nice reminder that we're flying through the universe in an organic spaceship with no roof.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Given we've all clearly been eating horse meat quite happily for years without dying, maybe everyone should just calm down?

[Paul t mathers @paulmather2011]

Word for the day: Exhaustipated - Too tired to give a crap."

[Paul t mathers @paulmather2011]

I think the move to online services is an excellent move it.means I can limit my exposure to the public

[Paul t mathers @paulmather2011]

On the plus side...only 4 and a half hours before my next break

[Paul t mathers @paulmather2011]

Work on a Sunday is #shit

[Grant @Grant___]

Jupiter and the 4 Galilean moons + the shadow of Europa transiting the planet tonight #bbcskyatnight @VirtualAstro http://t.co/KoUhRa1q

[Paul t mathers @paulmather2011]

Brian Carney get your hair cut lad

[Paul t mathers @paulmather2011]

Oh twitter how I have missed you

[Ashley @AshleyFKelley]

Rita Ora is shit.

[Paul t mathers @paulmather2011]

Did I just hear the whole of Manchester boo Christopher balony

[Paul t mathers @paulmather2011]

There's 3 adult cocker spaniels in this little box. Animal cruelty for me that

[Paul t mathers @paulmather2011]

Bets came in tonight. Noice

[Paul t mathers @paulmather2011]

#needsanewplan

[Paul t mathers @paulmather2011]

@Iwanrunner it used to be don't drink and text how technology has moved on now it's don't drink and tweet lol legend !

[Samuel McGarvey @SamuelMcGarvey]

Watching @itvjeremykyle and I'm confused! Where do you get these people from?

[Billy Bridge @Billy_Bridge8]

Excited for game day, #lockandload

[Paul t mathers @paulmather2011]

Do I want to follow unionj ?? What the fuck do you think twitter ?

[Jessie J @JessieJ]

James Arthur to win #xfactor

[Ricky Hatton MBE @HitmanHatton]

It isn't there anymore. But I can retire happy. I have the answer I needed x