PAUL MAUL

WOULDJA PLEASE PASS THE JELLY!!

[PAUL MAUL @PAULMAUL_]

@cjwheelock_ @noah_bino Monetization thoughts

[PAUL MAUL @PAULMAUL_]

@newermess “You wouldn’t understand …”

[PAUL MAUL @PAULMAUL_]

@DAKKADAKKA1 I’m not against a highly regulated, standard gov. issue “one public bathroom handwashing setup” like you’d only imagine straight out of an East German commie bloc, bc some setups can be absolutely infuriating

[PAUL MAUL @PAULMAUL_]

@mamaloiii I married a model/ballerina (professional). Even when we’ve had those intense deep arguments (rare) where you consider that it may end, I’m like “you’re sooooo fuggin pretty though ugh…” 😭

[PAUL MAUL @PAULMAUL_]

@hasen_95dx Why not a K drama feat young baddie Moms? Bc they’re not serious

[PAUL MAUL @PAULMAUL_]

@JFGariepy @MarkBrahmin I’m thoroughly excited for this. Congratulations and keep up the great work.

[PAUL MAUL @PAULMAUL_]

@Dons_Lawn_Salon This is how NE cities have a sorta distinct culture.

[PAUL MAUL @PAULMAUL_]

@bunburyoudoujp “In my country … deodorant and perfume/cologne…” 😂😭

[PAUL MAUL @PAULMAUL_]

@OKCowboysBraves Tyriq Withers sounds like the reformed hood guy that changed his name for witness protection. He wanted a White last name, with a ring to it like Mr. Drummond. After years of being straight, he got approved for a Chase Infiniti card that he pays off the split second after using

[PAUL MAUL @PAULMAUL_]

@Jowl30 I was in a Brooklyn thrift store once and passed by him. He looked like he wanted to do “yes it’s me Usher… please no photos no autographs I just wanna be left alone” and I scooted past him like he was in my way and didn’t look up at him at all

[PAUL MAUL @PAULMAUL_]

@Won_4r Bubbly water w a splash of apple (or any) juice.

[PAUL MAUL @PAULMAUL_]

@MT_6226 “Ok I’m gonna try to be cool” or “let’s make this so it’s cool” is the last thing you hear before someone actually cool goes “ewwww 😬”

[PAUL MAUL @PAULMAUL_]

@Babygravy9 I wear a ribbon on my coat for all the victims. There’s a slow motion black & white video that elevates the victims and celebrates highlights of ther life, back when size 2 girls with A cups ran free. “You are so beautiful” Joe Cocker plays. Who’s cutting onions seriously wtf

[PAUL MAUL @PAULMAUL_]

@peristeronisms @alyzaphobic My grandparents used to watch “All In The Family” when I was very little, with the intro where they sat over a piano and indeed sang the theme song. I think this is mostly why I thought so 😂

[PAUL MAUL @PAULMAUL_]

@atotalposer Remember when everything was called “The Good Something.” “the Good Wife” “The Good Doctor” “The Good Place”

[PAUL MAUL @PAULMAUL_]

@Kulambq Where I grew up tattoos were illegal until about 1999/2000. It was way better, but fuck it hey it’s your life

[PAUL MAUL @PAULMAUL_]

@Burner1640896 @Babygravy9 Front camera is 24-26mm. This is considered “ultra wide” and incredibly distorted by any measurement. No one took selfies with a 24mm lens before phone cameras became common (if so, very rarely). Distance is a factor too, but we can assume arm length here.

[PAUL MAUL @PAULMAUL_]

@KazRekker74213 @escapefrommelos Right, but the whole skinny thing is huge