Paul

[Paul @paulna45]

when you give a girl a love letter and she goes off on you in verse #APLit

[Paul @paulna45]

im sick of strangers on the internet telling me how to live my life

[Paul @paulna45]

hey i didn’t even need to change anything #rolltartans

[Carnegie Mellon University @CarnegieMellon]

Change a song title to make it CMU. We'll go first.

Plaid to the Bone.

[Paul @paulna45]

ive decided that modern social media is too toxic so i made a myspace account and will be moving there effective immediately

[Paul @paulna45]

@Viperous venmo @Paul-Na45 😁

[Paul @paulna45]

just saw a dude pull up to a red light and immediately start napping

[Paul @paulna45]

“when he’s taller than olaf 😍😍🤤”

[Paul @paulna45]

why is it that when a movies main character is being surrounded while running, they see the enemy, do a 180, then run some more, see more of the enemy, do ANOTHER 180, then go like 3 steps before seeming genuinely shocked that the enemies they just saw were still there

[Paul @paulna45]

yall if i don’t watch myself i could end up having cough drops as a meal

[Paul @paulna45]

sometimes when i dont understand someones instagram caption i try to hit “see translation” before i realize that its in english and i’m just too dumb for some words

[Paul @paulna45]

i had this exchange the other day and i just needed to get this off my chest

cashier: have a nice day
me: you too
cashier: you too

wherever that cashier is i hope she’s doing all right

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I will give $1,000/mo for the next 12 months FREE to someone who retweets this and follows me by July 4th 😃 Let's show why money is the answer & why this is the campaign for people. No purchase necessary. US citizens only. https://t.co/ie7DMHJ86X

[Paul @paulna45]

me on every question with a θ #APCalc

[Paul @paulna45]

@alainabodi @_joelelorza I put c because thats what i default to when i run out of time on multiple choice questions

[Paul @paulna45]

me trying to figure out which set of numbers was potassium hydroxide #apchem

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)

[Paul @paulna45]

@apiecebyguy @sivemyers

[Dan Lewis @Think_Become]

This Christmas advert has been banned from TV for being too political.

I think what's happening to our rain forests should be banned for being criminal to life on earth.

This needs to be the most viewed Christmas advert ever! Do your best Twitter!

[Paul @paulna45]

#APLang

[Paul @paulna45]

@realDonaldTrump You know, you could just mandate that at least one police officer should be stationed at or near schools at all times. Apart from actually directly addressing the cause of this problem, I mean.