Paul Naylor

An Englishman in Cape Town - Everyday something that seems odd to me happens here in South Africa

[Paul Naylor @paulnaylor07]

@HSBC_Expat A last attempt to get some kind of help. Even when I emailed to the customer care email address I get told you will respond in 3 working days. I started on Saturday 5th trying to get a simple 12 month mortgage statement. Still not got it.

[Paul Naylor @paulnaylor07]

@OllieHolt22 Lazy in the extreme.

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@ToonMouthTyne So do I. Exactly what we don’t need.

[Paul Naylor @paulnaylor07]

@GaryLineker And there is another appalling decision

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@ChronicleNUFC I’m not convinced of Big Sam…

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@ChronicleNUFC Sell. Please.

[Paul Naylor @paulnaylor07]

@DanielSturridge Good luck Daniel. I listened to you on the High Performance Podcast and you shattered my illusion of you. Wishing you nothing but good luck.

[Paul Naylor @paulnaylor07]

@RichardDagger @EnfieldGC @enfieldgolfjnrs @EnglandGolf @porterspark Awesome Harry 👏

[Paul Naylor @paulnaylor07]

@ChronicleNUFC It’s a car crash in slow motion. Groundhog Day is happening again and let’s fix it with another number 2. Shockingly inept, short sighted leadership. I watched the first half and then saw the body language as the players trudged off at half time. Unfortunately we are going down.

[Paul Naylor @paulnaylor07]

@Duduzane__Zuma You are sending lazy tweets about 1652, I’m actually doing something to help. Use your power to do something useful.

[Paul Naylor @paulnaylor07]

@ChronicleNUFC No

[Paul Naylor @paulnaylor07]

It’s arrived!!! It’s on Amazon now and selling fast!

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More Skinny arriving tomorrow!!

[Paul Naylor @paulnaylor07]

@SuperSportTV where is the Newcastle v Crystal Palace game its not on 203

[Paul Naylor @paulnaylor07]

#sugarsubstitute #pickandpay #baking #diabeticfriendly

[Sweetly @SweetlySays]

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[Sweetly @SweetlySays]

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[Paul Naylor @paulnaylor07]

Cricket practice interrupted by a film crew who walk onto the field and start filming while we play #onlyinsouthafrica

[Paul Naylor @paulnaylor07]

It’s so windy here that people get blown off bikes. #onlyinsouthafrica https://t.co/HH0bRQDEax

[Paul Naylor @paulnaylor07]

Do I want to hire a DVD tonight? No. The last time I did that was in 1999 at Blockbusters. #onlyinsouthafrica

[Paul Naylor @paulnaylor07]

Woman has driven into my security gate snapping it completely. How is that possible? #onlyinsouthafrica