Paul Warner

[Paul Warner @paulnerwarnaul]

Enter to win $300 in Ryobi Tools from @buildbasic https://t.co/aNvQJZNJfB https://t.co/86mHaA7765

[Paul Warner @paulnerwarnaul]

I just got a 60 on the last quiz of my college career

[Paul Warner @paulnerwarnaul]

Protip: if you stack two cookies, one bite really equals two. Try this with as many as 5 cookies

[Paul Warner @paulnerwarnaul]

I hope trump inspires a new generation of 13 year old boys who hate their dads and don't even care #punkrock #Inauguration

[Paul Warner @paulnerwarnaul]

Harambe shot first

[Paul Warner @paulnerwarnaul]

Not going to the Rose Bowl is flat out going to be last straw that pushes me to the dark side

[Paul Warner @paulnerwarnaul]

Christy got me shoes for Christmas, but she keeps tying the laces together so I can't get away from her

[Paul Warner @paulnerwarnaul]

Of all Thymes of year, this Thyme of year is Christmas Thyme

[Paul Warner @paulnerwarnaul]

I still think Ted Cruz might have been the zodiac killer

[Paul Warner @paulnerwarnaul]

"First order of business: I ban the use of the term 'fat cat.' It's deragatory. Offensive. Slim cat is more accurate."

[Paul Warner @paulnerwarnaul]

No, you can't just wear a flannel and say you're a backwoods Pennsylvania red neck. #MyCultureIsNotACostume

[Paul Warner @paulnerwarnaul]

Coming clean on something I've been keeping secret for too long. I actually really liked the Indiana Jones Crystal Skull movie

[Paul Warner @paulnerwarnaul]

I'm starting to think that the immunization compliance office doesn't actually exist? @PSU_UHS @penn_state Called 25x today, no answer

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@sarahfeels Clovis

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On campus meal points are basically just an illegal currency scheme @penn_state uses to exploit the freshmen

[Paul Warner @paulnerwarnaul]

@bstevenson_ come use EVT kitchen, I'll swipe you in if you share with me

[Paul Warner @paulnerwarnaul]

@Owen___Jones #RandPaul2020

[Paul Warner @paulnerwarnaul]

@sarahfeels u rite

[Paul Warner @paulnerwarnaul]

Is a chicken sad before it dies? Vegas pls respond, asking for a friend