Paul Newman

[nicholas slater @patviera]

#APTA

@AptamerGroup

Have you scrapped the MOST outrageous share option package where the BOD have gifted themselves 25pct of the equity at All Time Lows yet ?

If not why not ?

0.1p with NO hurdles ..? Why ?

Cos the shares have fallen from 100p to 0.1p? 😡😡😡

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Ryanair CEO addresses his recent spat with Elon Musk in new press conference:

"The Starlink people believe that 90% of our passengers would happily pay for wifi access. Our experience is tells us less than 10% would pay; He (Elon) called me a r*tarted twat. He would have to join the back of a very very queue of people that already think I'm a r*tarded twat, including my four teenage children. But we do want to thank him for the wonderful boost in publicly. Our bookings are up 2-3% in the last few days. So thank you to Mr. Musk, but he's wrong on the fuel drag. Non European citizens cannot own a majority of European airlines, but if he wants to invest in Ryanair we think it would be a very good investment."

[Louis Gleeson @aigleeson]

After 2 years of using ChatGPT, I can say that it is the technology that has revolutionized my life the most, along with the Internet.

So here are 10 prompts that have transformed my day-to-day life and that could do the same for you.

[Paul Newman @paulnewman2000]

@sooflayed @grok Ahh the bloke from Benidorm 😂

[Paul Newman @paulnewman2000]

@sooflayed @grok I’ve got no idea what the joke is and the many comments haven’t answered my question. Well as @grok hadn’t replied, this might answer your question.
Put me out of my misery, who are these people?

[Paul Newman @paulnewman2000]

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

Warren Buffett who is currently the 7th richest person in the world worth $150,000,000,000.00 just sent out this letter explaining his thoughts on distributing his wealth after he passes away

A thread 🧵⬇️

[Paul Newman @paulnewman2000]

Hey @LidlGB what are these WarT-burtons crumpets you mentioned on your receipt. I wanted @Warburtons. 🤣

[David Chapple @David_Chapple1]

@Printerpix I placed an order last week for a frame. I have yet to receive or have a notification of a delivery. Can you please help?

[Paul Newman @paulnewman2000]

@Printerpix another customer waiting for a #mothersdaygift. If you are thinking of ordering from this company, don’t trust their website hype
No confidence that your customer service team are just saying empty promises to keep customers happy #poorservice #photocanvas #photos

[Paul Newman @paulnewman2000]

@VOXI_UK 📱 🧀 🫕

[Paul Newman @paulnewman2000]

@VOXI_UK 📱 🧀 🫕

[MoneySavingExpert @MoneySavingExp]

Travelling between 30 January and 15 March? You've until Monday to get 'up to 50% off' train tickets in the Great British Rail Sale, so consider buying asap.

And here's how you can bag a cheeky extra 5-10% off ⬇️
https://t.co/eYcX2B84wl @MSE_Deals

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

UNBELIEVABLE.
Dear @elonmusk not sure you're aware that reader's notes are being put on scams. I know you're used in scam ads just like me. Can I ask, do you approve of this method of policing?

Can X please delete and ban scammers. I'm sure you don't want their dirty money for this paid promotions.
Please can you look at your policy on this, to help protect vulnerable users.

[Paul Newman @paulnewman2000]

@greenduckbrew @brewyorkbeer @BarthHaasX Can’t believe @gregjames has not mentioned our local duck based brewery.

[Paul Newman @paulnewman2000]

@gregjames now you have a long Boi beer

[Green Duck Beer Co @greenduckbrew]

🦆Long Boi🦆 To kick off our ten-year anniversary series, we teamed up with the awesome Brew York & BarthHaas X. Long Boi is named after a famously tall duck in York (google it!). Super clean, plenty of bitterness & grapefruit flavours!

[Paul Newman @paulnewman2000]

@VOXI_UK …When will I receive the Amazon voucher from a #voxidrop ages ago 🤣

[Paul Newman @paulnewman2000]

@WorcsTravel Hello, has the work been completed ? Is the road open? Thanks