Paul Choi

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

I’m at an age where I now plan to watch a film for the last time. #Akira #GhostintheShell

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

P.E. is not private equity. It’s pirate equity. Private equity is the modern day pirate.

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

It’s time to promote @ayesharascoe to @NPR ‘s @MorningEdition.

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

I’ve gone the majority of my life not eating vegetables so I think I’ll be fine #explosivediarrhea

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

Obama’s twilight role should be Democratic candidate recruitment to prevent #grahamplatner types

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

I want to pretend to be a tourist so I can get the #worldcup treatment.

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

The @nyknicks winning felt like #america winning.

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

Drink orange soda on a cruise ship all day? Sign me up. #fantavirus

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

The lesser of two evils looking real good right now.

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

I love ethnic music like Bob Dylan and Billy Strings.

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

Put data centers in space.

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

The true magic of Curb Your Enthusiasm is #LarryDavid ‘s real love for film and cinema and discovering the easter eggs he puts in the show. #WizardofOz #HBO @HBO

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

my #findom kink is returning library books late and paying the seventy five cent fine

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

Do college teams run end-of-game, come-from-behind, game-clock-preservation, force-them-to-make-free-throws, genius-Dean-Smith plays anymore? Illinois had an opportunity. #unc #carolina #tarheels

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

Has #larrydavid ever been anything but @AARP years old?

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

brand new batteries
red laser red laser thou
summon hellraiser
#maplethecat

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

If #Trump takes #Greenland we should call it Release the #Epstein Island.

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

Damn, @Bojangles, worst three piece dark I’ve ever had. I could taste the suffering and profit/loss. Sides still on point. Not worth $10.48.

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

Why do so many want “small government?” So they can get away with being crooks.

[Paul Choi @paulobama]

To eat or not to eat: two slices of American cheese found between my car seats originally intended for a Double Whopper at @BurgerKing , a swerve to combat added fees and inflation. Outdoor temps have been cold.