Paul Ober

bisexual, quick-witted nutcase. internet boi / amateur comedian / comedy writer

[Tamer Nahed @Tamer_Alnoaizy]

One of the most horrific scenes in human history has been leaked.

When Israel forced thousands in Gaza to run after a loaf of bread under gunfire.

A moment the world should never forget.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

A 46-year-old man died working in an Amazon warehouse in Oregon.

And workers were told to ignore the body and just keep working.

This is why people are burning shit down. The system doesn’t care whether we live or die. The only thing it cares about is exploiting us for profit.

[Paul Ober @paulobercomedy]

@KingARog @Cat5SMASHICANE There’s not a single person who thinks this except you

[Mr AntifaBot - AKA The Intolerant Left @_Wrevolution_]

And there is it

In black and fucking white

Trump said to a 13 year old girl "Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be."

He started this war to bury his past, to bury his fucking pedophilia

Trump needs to be ripped out of office and thrown into jail

Now.

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

Never forget how Israel murdered Palestinian First Responders on a literal live stream.

Repost this. Please I beg you.

[Paul Ober @paulobercomedy]

@RiesebosC @emkenobi Tell that to the decades-long military personnel whose lives he ruined just because they’re trans

[Paul Ober @paulobercomedy]

@distopianchv @emkenobi Did you join twitter a month ago with an AI photo of the Jan 6th buffalo bro just to be a dumbass and divide? Where in Nigeria are you based out of

[Paul Ober @paulobercomedy]

@BarackObama Love Jesse Jackson, love Barack Obama, all I’m saying is why tf was bill clinton allowed to be there

[Donk Media ♻️™ @donkoclock]

BREAKING: MAGA in full meltdown mode over this Super Bowl ad 😡

It would be a shame if you shared it and it went Viral 💙💙💙

Drop a 💙 for the bravery of Epstein survivors!

[Paul Ober @paulobercomedy]

@mjfree I read each one in your voice and it lullabied me into the softest sleep, ty

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you stand with Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel!

[Paul Ober @paulobercomedy]

Normal person: do you like dubstep?

Anime nerd: actually I prefer substep *pushes up glasses*

Sub: O.O i-i-i-ah-omg

Ozzy: o.o i-i-i-ah-omg these ****ing dogs

[Paul Ober @paulobercomedy]

@DesireeAmerica4 You’re a dumb bitch though

[Paul Ober @paulobercomedy]

@cryptobeastreal @grok @grok my name is someone random

[Paul Ober @paulobercomedy]

@IAmGlennonX @seppy1011 @GarbageHuman24 You couldn’t have played the game if woke nonsense and gayness bothers you… it’s literally a major part of the game

[Paul Ober @paulobercomedy]

@notgaetti @jaysonst His 2000 year is considered either one of the greatest or THE greatest season ever

[Paul Ober @paulobercomedy]

@notgaetti @jaysonst Pedro Martinez not on the pitcher list is a hot take

[Paul Ober @paulobercomedy]

@bostoncream 10 years ago feels like 10 years ago. It’s 6 years ago that feels like 2 years ago

[Paul Ober @paulobercomedy]

@DanClarkSports This one’s harder

[Paul Ober @paulobercomedy]

@MarvelRivals you pos I was diamond 2 and you placed me SILVER THREE FOR THE NEW SEASON? NOT EVEN GOLD? YOU BUTT HUFFING BALLOON ANIMALS HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME #butthuffer #marvelrivals