Paulo Lontok

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[Paulo Lontok @paulontalk]

Taking one more shit before heading out to work 💩🌋💩🌋💩🌋

[Paulo Lontok @paulontalk]

@erikalackssleep 👀

[Paulo Lontok @paulontalk]

@erikalackssleep What's the towel for?
Hiding your bird? 🐣

[Paulo Lontok @paulontalk]

@burgerkingph @McDo_PH
I'll just leave this here https://t.co/p2sjkn3ORK

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

*Sees clown*
Nope.
*Goes to BK*

[Paulo Lontok @paulontalk]

Jonesing for some Dunkin'
@dunkindonutsph do you deliver?

[Paulo Lontok @paulontalk]

Me rn

[Paulo Lontok @paulontalk]

😂

[Paulo Lontok @paulontalk]

#WhyImPoorIn4Words I'm a dumb ass

[Le Champion Stevie SlowJams @ANGRYref]

A pair of socks and a vibrator, cause if you don't like the socks then you can GFY #OddBirthdayGifts

[Paulo Lontok @paulontalk]

@erikalackssleep

[Paulo Lontok @paulontalk]

Haven't tweeted in awhile, WHAT'S UP FOLLOWERS???
There are only 16 of you though...

[Paulo Lontok @paulontalk]

@erikalackssleep @ConanOBrien you totally missed out

[Paulo Lontok @paulontalk]

@erikalackssleep @ConanOBrien @AndyRichter @TeamCoco yeah it totally would

[Paulo Lontok @paulontalk]

@policarpio_bea #grind

[Paulo Lontok @paulontalk]

Hey @AndyRichter wanna help me get noticed by @ConanOBrien ?

[Paulo Lontok @paulontalk]

@MMDA is coding still in effect today?

[Paulo Lontok @paulontalk]

@deniseibay Totally agree

[Paulo Lontok @paulontalk]

#YOLO https://t.co/TWrSYQgGOM

[Paulo Lontok @paulontalk]

@ConanOBrien seriously though...come to my party 😂
@TeamCoco you gotta help me out guys 🙏🏻

[Paulo Lontok @paulontalk]

@vialackssleep Nabuhay na si jon snow 👍🏻👍🏻😳