dog dad

you only yolo once

[dog dad @paulrossent]

Don't be mean to people because they are mean. Be nice to people because you are nice

[dog dad @paulrossent]

I fucking hate when babies wear carhartt honestly they probably don't even work in the trades

[dog dad @paulrossent]

When I die I don't want it to be a funeral I want it to be a fun-eral just the boys having an absolute tuesday

[dog dad @paulrossent]

It should be way, WAY harder to get a drivers license

[dog dad @paulrossent]

Gained an hour of sleep but now have to live in the dark. Fair trade

[dog dad @paulrossent]

It's a bad morning to be a farmers wrap

[dog dad @paulrossent]

That's it. This is the sign I needed. Reuben's getting a custom leafs jersey this year

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

pls meet Roxy 🥹

[dog dad @paulrossent]

Well the plan was to start tweeting again to organize my band of misfits so I could run for Prime Minister but I don't feel like taking over the world just quite yet

[dog dad @paulrossent]

So life's going good. Got a house. A good job. A great girl. But most notably I can't smoke pot anymore cause when I get high I can't look at my dog without crying about how much I love him. Also we order way too much McDonald's and he gets the runs when I feed him too many fries

[dog dad @paulrossent]

Hope everyone's been doing well and remembering to "titty fuck tha lasagna"

[dog dad @paulrossent]

Ayo thanks missed u 2 @paulrossent

[dog dad @paulrossent]

Like this tweet if you missed me

[dog dad @paulrossent]

I'm back bitches

[dog dad @paulrossent]

@timandfriends Has to be DVP by @puptheband

[dog dad @paulrossent]

@Steve_Dangle Is muzzin washed?

[dog dad @paulrossent]

Lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion!

[dog dad @paulrossent]

If you don't love me at my tim hortons singular hashbrown, you don't deserve me at my farmers wrap

[dog dad @paulrossent]

No

[dog dad @paulrossent]

Before you post your spotify wrapped, just think, "does anybody give a shit?"

The answer is yes, I give a shit. Please post it.

Let people enjoy things!

[dog dad @paulrossent]

Shout out to McDonald's for always putting the greasy hashbrowns on the napkins I was going to use to wipe my face

[dog dad @paulrossent]

@kristen_shilton Is Ritchie our new empty netter king?