Paulo🐼

@Arsenal
God's lonely man.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

If you have money, get the best of everything. Life is short. Take care of yourself and improve on the things that add quality to your life.

Use the best phone.
Get the best watch.
Wear the best clothes and shoes.
Get the best toothbrush and toothpaste.
Take your kids to the best schools.
Eat at the finest restaurants.
Shit in the fanciest toilet.
Sleep on the softest memory foam bed and pillow.
If you come from a place where your passport is at a disadvantage, buy a second citizenship.

There’s no reward for mediocrity or suffering. Life is short. And if you don’t have the money? Don’t settle for mediocre, there’s greatness within everyone.

[Paulo🐼 @paulsative]

@TouchlineX @grok did zidane say this?

[.. @PostinorTwo]

Kids of this generation supporting @Arsenal should be very grateful to @m8arteta , I was fighting for my life in high-school every Monday morning.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Kai Havertz is the best on earth. 🎶

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

Today is a very bad day for data analytics investors. Very bad. 💔💔

[Big Eke @tim_eke]

Main game ❌
Back up game ❌
Edit of the main game ❌
Edit of the back up game ❌
Rebet ❌
Edit of the rebet ❌
Rebet of the Rebet ❌
Edit of the Rebet of the Rebet ❌
Stop gambling today ☹️

[Waggy ✞🏌️ @waggydey4you]

Make person open podcast make I come talk everything Sportybet don do me..💔😭

[✞𓃗. @iam___jj]

I’m starting to understand the unmarried uncle….💔🥀

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Budgeting with clean money

[VictorYT @Vicky_tzoffical]

If it will cost me my peace.

[JD @Juddywizard]

I wan chop ₦9m early this year, my last game was Juventus straight win against Sassuolo. Juve took the early lead and I thought my money was coming home.

Sassuolo equalized in the 52nd minute. SportyBet started flashing ₦2m cashout—I needed that money badly but refused to press it.

85th minute, Juve got a penalty. I was already celebrating, only for Locatelli to miss it. 😂

I slept past 2am and refused to wake up till 4pm. The shock and trauma was insane. 😂😂

[Fash Daddy! 🥐 @thefashygram]

APC supporters.

[Dinah @Pragmatic_Dinah]

Every good guy you know supports Arsenal

[𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁.𝗮𝗿𝗶ᥫ᭡ᥫ᭡ @ar1kdfkm]

na gabby jesus them announce like this? 😭

[🇳🇬🌹 @afcUwak]

Ain't this the After Review Guy.....
Oh Boy you changed my life 😭

[PALLIATIVE UMU ASA ™ @13_xcvi]

If I soapy, I go get bad luck.

If she soapy, she doesn’t want to be sleeping around.

If I turn down girl wey like me, I too get pride.

If she turn down guy wey like her, it’s not by force.

I don pay my rent, na my responsibility.

She don pay her own, everybody call her independent woman.

Something hurt me, I burst tears for road, them say I be agbaya.

Access bank debit her 500 naira, she burst tears for road. People gather, raise 100k for her on the spot.

I no fit meet up with my rent obligations, I dey irresponsible

She no fit meet up with her rent, life is just too hard on her

If i no get sense, I be fool

If she no get sense, she’s just a girl.

What a world!!!

[Declan Rice @_DeclanRice]

We will never see a player like Messi ever again.

[Emmanuel Etim @Emiearth]

No matter how you squeeze Eba, the water wey you use make am no go come out.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

I watched last night's game

Coventry has a decent team. They were just unlucky to face the champions on their first game

If they had played against clubs on their level, like Man Utd, they would have done better

Better luck next time for them

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

It's not how it starts, it's how it ends.