Jake

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

The Amazing World of Gumball has SO many of these moments 😭

[Jake @paulsen32]

@UncleBlazer bitch betta have my honey!!

[Jake @paulsen32]

Hey @elonmusk my boys and I over at “Men of Misfortune” podcast have nothing but love for you. Wonder if you could share the love by giving us a shoutout? We will return the favor

[Jake @paulsen32]

@warriors are back in the finals!! Let’s go!!

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

World map according to fish

[nba paint @nba_paint]

For every 25 likes this gets, I'll make Braun's neck longer.

[PHINEHAS @PhinehasBand]

.5%! Wow 👌 👏 😍

[Jake @paulsen32]

@PhinehasBand saying I enjoy you guys is an understatement 😅😎

[Jake @paulsen32]

Be a welder they said. It’ll be worth it they said. So far getting burned and welding in 110 degree factory is not fucking worth it.

[Jake @paulsen32]

It’s not like I don’t try.. everyday I wake up early to go look, and come home late because I’m looking. Come home pupper..

[Jake @paulsen32]

@levibenton when are you dropping this new album?!? I’m impatient as fuck and you’re hyping this up too much!

[Jake @paulsen32]

All of these bands dropping new music on Friday the 13th isn’t what I wanted… it’s what I needed.

[Jake @paulsen32]

I’m way to calm and relaxed about how much of a shit show my life has become in the past few days.

[Jake @paulsen32]

Anime’s with long titles are always great. Prove me wrong.

[Jake @paulsen32]

“Oatmeal raisin cookies are just granola bars cut in circles”

[Jake @paulsen32]

I always keep a dollar in my bag for work just so I can tell my supervisor “I’ll pay you a dollar to fuck off”

[Jake @paulsen32]

I’m a fucking shogun