Paul Shaffer Jr.

[Paul Shaffer Jr. @paulshafferjr]

There are Cheez-Its where the fish are rainbow @paulshaffer

[Paul Shaffer Jr. @paulshafferjr]

Fuck, marry, kill: fart, burp, shit? @paulshaffer

[Paul Shaffer Jr. @paulshafferjr]

@paulshaffer Thanx, daddy @paulshaffer

[Paul Shaffer Jr. @paulshafferjr]

"Young people always have something lime green in their house." @paulshaffer

[Paul Shaffer Jr. @paulshafferjr]

Don't David Pumpkin the mozzarella sticks, dad @paulshaffer

[Paul Shaffer Jr. @paulshafferjr]

Topochico makes your urine firm @paulshaffer

[Paul Shaffer Jr. @paulshafferjr]

Metamucil is a pyramid scream @paulshaffer

[Paul Shaffer Jr. @paulshafferjr]

Nannies eat for free! #americannannies @paulshaffer

[Paul Shaffer Jr. @paulshafferjr]

Paint the sky you see.

[Paul Shaffer Jr. @paulshafferjr]

Time's up. You're not catching me drawing. #sonsout @paulshaffer

[Paul Shaffer Jr. @paulshafferjr]

There's got to be a better way. You guys wanna go back to college? #paulshaffer

[Paul Shaffer Jr. @paulshafferjr]

I can't believe you doubted me. Fidget spinner sent me viral. @paulshaffer

[Paul Shaffer Jr. @paulshafferjr]

@paulshaffer, which came first, celebrity children or crimes committed by The Godfather?

[Paul Shaffer Jr. @paulshafferjr]

So proud of @paulshaffer - Daddy scored Diddy for the super group.

[Paul Shaffer @paulshaffer]

I predicted that rock music would never last. #FaceRed

[Paul Shaffer Jr. @paulshafferjr]

Who watched the debate? #GOPDebate

[Paul Shaffer Jr. @paulshafferjr]

A kid can't have 2 dads but we're stuck with a million moms. @paulshaffer @StephenAtHome

[Paul Shaffer Jr. @paulshafferjr]

Pineapple is like a plastic bag at the movies in my mouth. @paulshaffer

[Paul Shaffer Jr. @paulshafferjr]

Curly fries got my mind in a twist. Let's see how this year unravels.@paulshaffer #2016

[Paul Shaffer Jr. @paulshafferjr]

I just want to wish everyone on our big blue planet the deepest year of our lives.