Paul Sikes

I am a songwriter.

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There’s no I️ in team... or in the iPhone

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I’d like to wish a very special 9th birthday to my shower loofa

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So for the used car salesman, is it the car that’s used or the salesman?

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@UberFacts Probably get up and pee

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@UberFacts Mommy’s breast milk

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@Birdhumms Black Lung

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Picked the Chiefs to win but hate to see an amazing game dampened by an extremely weak holding call against the Eagles late to decide a championship. Refs shoulda let that one play out.

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*opens up Cheesecake Factory menu*

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times”

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I hope @PatrickMahomes is soaking that ankle in a jazz bath

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@PatrickMahomes just take a jazz bath and you’ll be good as new

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Man, praying hard for Damar Hamlin of the Buffalo Bills

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Just wanna see one Instagram eulogy that starts off “Hell gained a new demon today..”

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@UberFacts That’s what she said

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@Strongblock_io How can you take away the “claim all” or “pay all” functionality of the site. I understand implementing steps for sustainability but you’re also screwing over people that invested in you and trusted you to be fair.

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@ShellbackCBD Harold

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@Timberwolves just of the year? More like decade

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@UberFacts The Great Gatsby.. not because it was great but because it was on the stairs and I tripped on it and tore my ACLs down the steps

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With Facebook down how is my mom gonna remind me to brush my teeth tonight?

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Less pictures of pumpkin spice lattes today

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*friend walks into my house with suitcases everywhere*

Yea sorry for the crazy mess in here. I just got back from vacation 6 months ago