Paulie

If we weren't all crazy , we'd just go insane. #wittertainment Hello to Jason Issacs

[Paulie @paulsimons]

@tSHandJ how about Andy's Primark pants for the museum? #fidget

[Paulie @paulsimons]

@talkSPORT why does @JimWhite always interview people like they're hard of hearing?

[Paulie @paulsimons]

@JimWhite Antonio Valencia at Manchester United relinquished the number 7 after one season because he felt he didn't do it justice. Legendary shirt numbers should stay, be fought for and aspirational.

[Paulie @paulsimons]

@tSHandJ My name is Paul Simons, it's not quite the same but i occasionally get a tweet telling me "really enjoyed your show last night, you're the best, you can call me Al!" There was once a curtain superstore bearing my name too which wasn't so fun...

[Paulie @paulsimons]

@talkSPORT what's going on with the online feed today... Can't listen. Skipping backs and fourth constantly!

[Paulie @paulsimons]

@RCwillothewisp if your cat has a long lost brother it has to be my Bruce ! 🐈

[Paulie @paulsimons]

@DeliverooHelp back up and running you say? Still unable to connect to tracker

[Paulie @paulsimons]

@maxrushden listen to the show every week, been following the progress of the sturmy archers since its pilot episode. Never ONCE have I actually heard it. Often otherwise engaged at the time.. frustrating! or is the universe looking out for me? #isitworthalisten

[Paulie @paulsimons]

I cannot stand @TheTwoMikes.

[Paulie @paulsimons]

@tSHandJ It's often been said I resemble former England GK Rob green, in oblix resturant at the top of the shard I got offered a better table, free drinks and a huge thanks for coming. I didn't correct them.. #notrobgreen

[Paulie @paulsimons]

@tSHandJ airiated - a classic word I havent heard in years, my nan would say "don't get airiated” to my grandad when he was already causing yet more airiation

[Paulie @paulsimons]

@lovecitykitchen Can you follow for DM please?

[Paulie @paulsimons]

@lovecitykitchen Hi, thanks for the reply. Will do.

[Paulie @paulsimons]

@simonmayo 3 wise monkeys

[Paulie @paulsimons]

@greateranglia Kelvedon to Stratford 06.50?

[Paulie @paulsimons]

Loving the look tonight @ClaudiaWinkle #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly

[Paulie @paulsimons]

@VodafoneUK I also received £60 in exra credit I didn't buy so I was trying to be honest and get that sorted. The person on the line was rude to me. This morning I have the bundle... Worst network ever.

[Paulie @paulsimons]

@VodafoneUK It's difficult to describe as the issue has been resolved. I think. Short version I was told I was not allowed a BVB because of fair usage policy, this was somehow "my fault" when I called 191.

[Paulie @paulsimons]

@NatWest_Help I have DM the sort code and my full name, thanks

[Paulie @paulsimons]

@NatWest_Help I've already said no, I closed my account in August 2015. Thanks