Par Beakle

Seattle Sports. Oh what a tragedy. Pretty sure I’ve been muted by most everybody but it’s still all good my babies.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

What it’s all about 🥹

[Par Beakle @paulsmithmoore]

@MarinerMuse However many plus more after that

[ᴅᴏxx ⚡️ @new_era72]

Myers are you fucking good bro?

[Blowen’ Wilson🔱 @MarinersGlaze]

laughing stock

[Serenity @HiImSerenity]

2026 Mariners hitting drills

[Par Beakle @paulsmithmoore]

@Mariners How is any team going to compete with our powerhouse of an offense?

[Par Beakle @paulsmithmoore]

@Mitch_Seattle @PuckSports I don’t know jack shit about pitching and even I was like, “WhyTF are they pulling Hancock for this last out?!”

[Par Beakle @paulsmithmoore]

Just going to get a sling day pass to watch the Mar…aaaand turning off the game $5 up in flames.

[kenz @allthekenz]

MY DAUGHTER IS GOING TO HATE BEING NAMED JAXON SMITH-NJIGBA

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL ‼️

[Par Beakle @paulsmithmoore]

I don’t care who we play. We need to beat the best teams to be the best…that being said…F*** I’m sick of playing the same damn teams over and over at the end of every season.

[Par Beakle @paulsmithmoore]

@Mitch_Seattle Yes we are. That Packers kicker is TRAAAAASH

[Par Beakle @paulsmithmoore]

@Mitch_Seattle Atlanta doesn’t have a prayer of winning after that blocked FG TD.

[Par Beakle @paulsmithmoore]

We’ve officially regressed to a “bend don’t break,” get zero pressure, wide open seams, mediocre at best Pete Carrol defense and it’s a bummer to witness #SeahawksvsRams

[Par Beakle @paulsmithmoore]

This is gonna get bad pretty quick now huh? #Seahawks

[Bruce Irvin @BIrvin_WVU11]

D law was an hell of a pickup this past off-season

[Par Beakle @paulsmithmoore]

@BrockHuard You weren’t kidding! That is a fantastic rack!!!

[Par Beakle @paulsmithmoore]

@StacyRost Yeah that’s almost as insane as having milk duds in your worst

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Pure magic ✨ #SeizeTheMoment

[Par Beakle @paulsmithmoore]

That Arozarena K took 25 seconds. I timed it.