Paul Taylor

The opinions of absolutely no one at all, especially not those of my employer(s)

[Paul Taylor @paultays]

Hi @seetickets / @lilyallen - Friday is coming, but you've got time to cancel the orders (as pictured, Sat 21st, Row A, seats 7-8) of scumbags reselling for more than 3x face value. F these touts. Viagogo tells you what the seats are, so you can find these orders... if you care.

[See Tickets @seetickets]

.@lilyallen has announced her first tour for 7 years where she'll perform new album 'West End Girl' in it's entirety! 🤩🥳 Tickets on sale Friday 7 November at 10am.
🎟: https://t.co/zKuTuH9Z0B

[Paul Taylor @paultays]

@FootballManager Maybe remove Miles next?

[Paul Taylor @paultays]

@Keir_Starmer Easier to have a ceasefire if you stop selling weapons and weapon parts.

Gets even easier if you impose sanctions on the state committing (what looks remarkably like, but cannot yet legally be determined) a genocide

[Paul Taylor @paultays]

Beyond delighted that I don't have to hear Rio Ferdinand commentary ever again after 21:43 this evening #ParisInter

[Paul Taylor @paultays]

@richardwillq In amongst all of the other Brockwell Park stuff, I was curious about why you'd criticised not cleaning graffiti (ruining wedding photos) and criticised the cleanup of graffiti (spending money). Or are you just taking contrasting opinions for the sake of it?

[Paul Taylor @paultays]

@richardwillq @Clockwisesss @lambeth_council LC probably think its worthwhile cleaning the graffiti to avoid people visiting having the perception that the place is full of intolerant NIMBYs. It's a waste of their funds, but they've already been forced to spend a lot on legal fees to deal with said intolerant NIMBYs

[Paul Taylor @paultays]

@EventBrockwell Not your "mate", so pls don't try to address me as such. Hope you enjoy Lambeth CF which now gets to also go ahead because of the continuation of this weekend's events (unless you're against that too, because of its being something which others can enjoy).

[Paul Taylor @paultays]

@SW_Help That's a real shame. As a service, you'd have known how many (advance) tickets had been sold and have failed to provide adequate service levels. But that's classic SWR - all about profit over passengers.

[Paul Taylor @paultays]

@SW_Help Hello. I’m at Salisbury - having been unable to get on the rammed 19:27 service to London Waterloo. Delayed 20:26 service also reported as full and standing. Will you honour tickets for first thing tomorrow morning?

[Paul Taylor @paultays]

The problem with community notes here is that it relies on the community not being full of bad actors willing to lie and gaslight about the owner of the site appearing to make a nazi salute when that individual appears to make a nazi salute

[Paul Taylor @paultays]

@OfficialRandL @ThreeUK @MastercardUK Missed the word “WORST” after “THE” and before “LINEUP”. I know its become de jour to criticise your offering, but there’s no cohesion or genre flow between any of the main billing. Spent the budget on Travis and Chapel with nothing else to show beneath. Fucking Hozier as well 😭

[Paul Taylor @paultays]

This episode of #bbcqt from Trowbridge has no representation from anyone living in the town. Not sure why, but the production company ask who you voted for as part of the application process so I guess they've only let the t*ries from surrounding Wiltshire villages in

[Paul Taylor @paultays]

@bbcquestiontime @BBCiPlayer @BBCSounds @BBCOne Will be very interesting to see if there are any people actually from Trowbridge in the audience, as it’s my hometome. Everyone who I know who also applied said they voted for parties other than the t*ries and unsurprisingly didnt get a look in

[Paul Taylor @paultays]

@BethRigby Fold the party hahahahahaha

[Paul Taylor @paultays]

Robert Jenrick had the look of a man who had been told backstage that he'd lost. Tried too much to be smiley and positive as he walked out.

The reality is that both him and Kemi Badenoch are total flops and she won't see the next election as leader.

[Paul Taylor @paultays]

Sunak going out shouting at the clouds here #Budget2024

[Mike Ritson @MikeRitson86]

Told him to do it. Owed Baby Guinness

[Paul Taylor @paultays]

Cheers Beto #EVEFUL £20 won in six minutes