Paul the Alien

#Fugitive • #Celebrity • #Slacker • #Joker • #Alien

Following me guarantees you won’t get probed in the night. Honest.

[Paul the Alien @PaulTheAlien]

@miramoro55 I’ll get it back for you dude and I’ll probe into where it’s been....

[Paul the Alien @PaulTheAlien]

#PleaseStopTellingMeTo take off my mask, you humans are full of cooties and all sorts of nasty viruses 🦠. I might be stoned but I’m not stupid.
#coronavirus #covid19

[Star Wars @StarWarsPR]

When Darth Vader found out the advanced filtration system in his #facemask will stop him catching #coronavirus. #starwars

[Paul the Alien @PaulTheAlien]

Phúc Mî I could use a beer right now.

[Star Wars @StarWarsPR]

https://t.co/HoAjpJA98G

Spotted on #Instagram by talented digital artist Doghollywood, this epic miniature #starwars photo adventure featuring Luke Skywalker, R2-D2 and a crashed X-Wing is awesome!

[Paul the Alien @PaulTheAlien]

@UFOstories Accurate then 🙄

[UFO Stories 🛸👽 @UFOstories]

Happy Friday! #TGIF

[Paul the Alien @PaulTheAlien]

@ronmillar Call my agent.

[JediOrderPR @JediOrderPR]

In a Parallel Universe Captain Kirk was a Stormtrooper. #starwars #startrek

[Star Wars @StarWarsPR]

Let’s get this right, Jabba is not #morbidlyobese. He’s a misunderstood, big boned, cuddly, late night snacking couch potato kind of Hutt. Labels people, labels. #starwars

[Paul the Alien @PaulTheAlien]

If you’re easily offended by aliens - fuck you and grow a pair.

[Paul the Alien @PaulTheAlien]

Wow, people unfollowed. That’s hardly SOCIAL media is it you fucktards?

[Paul the Alien @PaulTheAlien]

I AM NOT MAN I am an 👽

[Paul the Alien @PaulTheAlien]

@bibi_miChichi Very gallant of him!👽

[Paul the Alien @PaulTheAlien]

Pammie Cakes I need a Green Card. Are you married?!

[Pammie Cakes @bibi_miChichi]

@PaulTheAlien I laughed so hard at this response 🤣💀

[Paul the Alien @PaulTheAlien]

Does anyone know where I can score some decent #weed on this planet?

Asking for a friend. 👽

[Paul the Alien @PaulTheAlien]

@steffanigrondin @UFOvet There are rings around Uranus.

[Paul the Alien @PaulTheAlien]

It’s not so secret is it if it’s “advertised” on social media is it? It’s no wonder humans haven’t got any further than the rings around Uranus 👽

[SPACE.com @SPACEdotcom]

Space Force to launch X-37B space plane on secret mission Saturday. Here's how to watch live. https://t.co/UXaxVdKQ4t

[Paul the Alien @PaulTheAlien]

@UFOvet Where have I seen your profile pic before, looks...familiar?

[Paul the Alien @PaulTheAlien]

@vivstoitsis @UFOvet I love me a bit of naked...especially celestial bodies like comets. You heard me dude.

[Paul the Alien @PaulTheAlien]

Laser lightsabers up the wazoo, huh dude? I’m listening. 👽

[Bleeding Heart Liberal Marine @BleedingMarine]

The Trump plan to destroy coronavirus:

Space force
Super duper missile
Operation Warp Speed
Laser lightsabers up the wazoo
Phasers set to bleach

May the farce be with you.
#TrumpHasNoPlan