Paul Tolchard

Overseas leading wicket taker for @BroadwaterCC

[Paul Tolchard @paultol68]

@casty111 And I bet one phone is switched off in one half of the Waller Derby😉

[Paul Tolchard @paultol68]

@casty111 @LeightonTreagus Well if it's supposed to be something else there would definitely have been plenty of plasticine left over to do the nose😏

[Paul Tolchard @paultol68]

@PCS71878348 @casty111 Of course it did🤣. Even more reason that there might be an animal shaped mound but one with a shovel indent shape as well😉

[Paul Tolchard @paultol68]

@LeightonTreagus Best stay off the beans then😜

[Paul Tolchard @paultol68]

@LeightonTreagus Story of your life Leights😉

[Paul Tolchard @paultol68]

@LeightonTreagus What have you been smoking??!!! 😉😂

[Paul Tolchard @paultol68]

@LeightonTreagus @ReneThePiranha @PaulOSull99 @Sals08 @mattledger @coogs38 @SJMacaroon @casty111 It's a lovely session beer, if that session means sleeping in a park on the way to breakfast from the night before🍻😉

[Paul Tolchard @paultol68]

@casty111 @FoodPornPhotos Washed down with a nice drop of Unicum @casty111 😉

[Paul Tolchard @paultol68]

@casty111 @ring @MartinSLewis Cancelled mine today. An absolute joke price increase for not a lot back in return, so goodbye Ring!!

[Paul Tolchard @paultol68]

@LeightonTreagus Oooh saucy! Championship here you come😂. Time support a new team now then is it? 😉.

[Paul Tolchard @paultol68]

@LeightonTreagus Not bad. Were the decorative butt plugs really necessary though?

[Paul Tolchard @paultol68]

@LeightonTreagus And the rabbit/sheep droppings!

[Paul Tolchard @paultol68]

@LeightonTreagus They European Team were so 'moist' by the end of their rounds they might as well have been wearing Aston Villa's Castore kit! 😉

[Paul Tolchard @paultol68]

@AndyNaylorBHAFC Buy for £4m, play 53 games, sell for £110m = a profit of £2m for every game played for Brighton! Gotta love Tony Bloom😊👏👏

[Paul Tolchard @paultol68]

@LeightonTreagus And losing jumpers😉

[Paul Tolchard @paultol68]

@Sals08 Going to be interesting beers after the game😉

[Paul Tolchard @paultol68]

@WisdenCricket Absolute f**king disgrace