Paul Towell

Dad to Jacob & Joshua • Husband to the amazing @samlloyd14 • @pontecollsfc Junior Coach • @findaGolfBreak Ambassador • Dog lover • @ManUtd

[Rivon @UTDRivon]

Max Dowman played a total of 6 EPL games and scored 1 goal, can someone explain to me why's he is on the shortlist of the PFA Young player of the Year?

[Josh @joshpearson180]

I don’t doubt at all that he’s going to be an absolute superstar for both club and country

But he’s played 153 minutes in the Premier League ffs 😂

[Paul Towell @paultowell]

@DHLManUtd Sheringham 🤦🏻‍♂️

[WH Fan Place @WestHamPlace]

Gabriel has cheated ALL season

He has bullied players,fouled them consistently & conned other teams out of goals & decisions all year

That Gabriel is the reason Arsenal did not win the Champions League is karma and is a victory for football

Karma is a bitch. As is Gabriel.

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

No shots on goal for two hours after the fifth minute, averaged about two passes a minute, one of the most shameful cowardly performances ever seen in a Champions League final. Played for penalties and got what they deserved.

[Paul Towell @paultowell]

He called it!

[Paul Towell @paultowell]

Saka Shit

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Bukayo Saka completed four passes, did not take a shot on goal & did not create a single chance in nearly 85 minutes of the Champions League Final before he was substituted.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

24.7% - Arsenal’s possession average (24.7%) was the lowest by a team in a UEFA Champions League final on record (since 2003-04), as well as their lowest in any match under Mikel Arteta where they had 11 men on the pitch throughout. Reactive.

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Arsenal created just 0.01(xG) between 45+6’ and 120’

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

Arsenal got exactly what they deserved. Cowardly tactics, awful football. You can’t be the Champions of Europe when you set up to do that.

[Paul Towell @paultowell]

Yes PSG!!!

[Paul Towell @paultowell]

Lewis-Skelly love a dive. Proper shitbag.

[Paul Towell @paultowell]

@R_o_M Cos Arsenal

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Manchester United giving additional access to & collaborating with the likes of Wayne Rooney, Rio Ferdinand & Dimitar Berbatov is a clear sign of ‘fuck you’ to Gary Neville, Roy Keane & Paul Scholes. You can’t convince me otherwise.

That’s exactly what the club should be doing.

[Danis @DanisMCFC]

“We are here because we earned the right”
No you haven’t you literally used corruption to get to the final 👍

[Mitch Moylan @MitchMoylan]

He’s come a long way from dealing drugs at Failsafe gigs

[Shaun @LfcShaunjudge]

Congratulations 👏👏👏👏

Credit where credit's due...

[James @JameswhufcJones]

“People are starting to go into hiding mode”

He’s scored 13, yes just thirteen Premier League goals in the last 2 seasons combined.

If anyone needs to come out of hiding it’s you 😂😂😂😂

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Senne Lammens prevented more goals than any other goalkeeper in the Premier League last season.

🥇 Senne Lammens (6.5)
🥈 Gianluigi Donnarumma (5.7)
🥉 Bart Verbruggen (5.5)

Transformational signing. 🔝

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Bruno Fernandes created 136 chances in the Premier League last season. No other player across Europe’s top five leagues created 100+.

In a world of his own. 👽