Paul Vega

San Bernardino Postmaster - Retired, (I)ndependent. Hey, can California be its own country?

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

FDR: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."

JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country."

DJT: "Most people don't know there's a b in dumb."

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

The worst people in this country are Christian nationalists.

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

The Bible Belt is also:

The divorce belt
The teen pregnancy belt
The obesity belt
The murder belt
The poverty belt
The high-school dropout belt
The uneducated belt
The MAGA belt
The prison belt
The disease belt

None of these are a coincidence. They are not simply correlation.

This is cause and effect.

[mari @fcmareee]

México potentially playing Scotland is going to unlock levels of drinking the world has never seen before

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

Five Mexican guys could have fixed the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in one weekend, but we deported them.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Socialism is the fire department saving your house.

Capitalism is the insurance company denying your claim.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Did you take a Trump today? No? Eat more fiber.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

@neeratanden Enjoy!

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

CONGRATULATIONS TO DONALD ON HIS SURRENDER! MANY SAY IT'S THE BEST SURRENDER THEY'VE EVER SEEN. NAZI GERMANY CAN ONLY DREAM OF SUCH SURRENDER. PEOPLE BEG ME TO TELL THEM DONALD'S SECRET. I TELL THEM ALL, I'M SORRY, SURRENDERING CAN'T BE TAUGHT, YOU HAVE TO BE BORN WITH IT.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

This is what competence vs. incompetence looks like.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Here is a compilation of Trump completely passed out asleep on live television as he turns 80 today.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

We already ran this scenario during the civil war and area #2 lost, numbnuts

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Finally. The administration releases Stephen Miller’s birth records.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

NEVER FORGET TRUMP RAPED LITTLE KIDS

And MAGA is totally cool with it.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

There are credible allegations made against Donald Trump that he mutilated a child’s nipples while raping her.
Allegations so serious, his inner circle had to meet in the Situation Room to discuss them.

I mean, how the fuck isn’t this the biggest scandal in the world right now?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

In 2024...Trump got MAGA to hate war and high prices

In 2026...Trump got MAGA to love war, high prices and pedophilia.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

California added 131,500 jobs in the past year.

Meatball lost -30,800 :(