A former PM called #Truss,
Couldn't bear to face up to us.
She hid for an age,
Then was slow-clapped on stage,
And looked like she'd been hit by a bus.
5.20am and four-fifths of all seats declared.
Labour's vote share (36.0%) is only at the average of its (losing) share in the past 2 general elections.
Proj John Curtice at 3.40am: "Labour's advance is relatively modest." (+6.9%) "Much more a story of Tory loss." (-21.9%) "Turnout might be lowest for ~20yrs."
In calling the #election for 4th July, Rishi's also banking on England having won their Last 16 game at Euro 2024 (30Jun) and excitedly awaiting the QF (5July). (Alternatively, if England were knocked out, the voters might blame the Tories for that too!)
"Boris won't rule out return as an MP". Not news. Boris also wouldn't "rule out" living forever or bedding Emma Stone or having a tilt as King of Mars. His self-importance is infamous. https://t.co/G5PlR90YsY