paul

Any rumor you ever heard about me is true and legendary. The ceiling is the roof. Realestate novelist who never had time for a wife. Sneakers ruined my life.

[paul @paulwill2]

#AThread
I've been working on a list of people you can't trust, here's what I have so far

[Hoops @Hoopss]

NO ONE in today’s NBA can do this

[Brandon Stanton @humansofny]

“The whole world’s a fucking casino. In a casino some of the smartest people in the world are doing everything to keep you gambling. They’ve taken the clocks off the wall. They’re pumping in oxygen. They’ve even thought about the patterns on the carpet. Everything has been scientifically engineered to keep you pulling that lever. And that’s our entire world now. It’s one big casino where some of the smartest people in the world are asking themselves: ‘What is the best way I can get people to eat more? What is the best way I can get people to watch more pornography? Or take more pills? How can I use artificial intelligence to serve people the exact succession of sixty second videos that will keep them staring at their screen for an entire day?’ I used to be a personal responsibility guy. A big reason for that is I have insane discipline. If I needed to completely stop eating candy for ten years, I could do it. Done. So if I ever saw someone who was obese, I’d think— I could do it. Put me in the exact same situation, and I’d lose the weight. But now whenever I see an obese person on the jogging trail, I just want to give them a hug. It’s almost enough to make me cry. I think God—this must be so fucking hard for you. And it’s going to take perfection: insane discipline, and time, and money, and listening to all the right podcasts. Every day of the week needs to be perfectly regimented. Five years of absolute perfection. That’s what it’s going to take. Because a ton of the smartest people in the world are getting paid massive amounts of money to figure out a way to make you fail.”

[paul @paulwill2]

@Snootboy @youngbrew10 Rock Bottom over Jackhammer and I’d say. And probably Figure Four over Sharpshooter. Honorable mention to Walls of Jericho and 619

[paul @paulwill2]

Federally legalize weed you coward @JoeBiden

[paul @paulwill2]

https://t.co/A7tnahDrVU

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

these people can try as hard as they want but reefer madness aint coming back. they got CBD treats for pets now. somebodys cat has a higher tolerance than this guy

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Massive credit to Ja for going almost 3 whole months without pulling out a gun on IG live. Lets celebrate the progress instead of tearing a young man down

[viagr aboys @ViagraBoys]

Okay the so the label told me to log on to twitter again please make this tweet viral so I can buy a new gaming rig

[David Bakhtiari @DavidBakhtiari]

@mjames323 The point wasn’t a left or right. Your view is the part of the problem. Distracted by sides. Not focused on the action from the position.

[David Bakhtiari @DavidBakhtiari]

How are we as a nation just “cool” with actions like this? It’s cheating in broad daylight.

[B @youngbrew10]

this guy has been trying to will Giannis out of Milwaukee for years he's such a loser

[Kate Snow @tvkatesnow]

Recreational marijuana is available in many states but you can't pay credit card because of federal law. @JulieNBCNews reports on proposed legislation to change that.

[paul @paulwill2]

@craigs_cubs

[Erik @Egilbert2121]

The only time cops are good at their jobs is when they have some sort of sting operation going down, where they can pull over whoever they want for no reason. Such useless idiots

[Larry Jones @QuanFlix_]

Good morning, drink some water & think positive

[Snowbird @Snowbird]

What a way to break a record. As of 9:30 am we've officially broken our ALL TIME snowfall record set in 2010/11 of 783" with 785" and counting. With the winter we've seen, it's been only matter of "when" not "if."

[paul @paulwill2]

@UDOTcottonwoods @Snowbird @UACwasatch @sandycityutah @CHCity @WasatchBCAlli What about big cottonwood?

[Albert Breer @AlbertBreer]

There's legit no reason for the NFL to test for marijuana. It's of benefit to no one to catch guys doing something that's legal in most states, and something a lot of players think can help with their pain.

Doesn't even have to be about right or wrong. It's just dumb to test.

[paul @paulwill2]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary