Paul Parker

Philanthropist, Mariner, Sports Scientist.

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🏠Most HOME goals this season (all domestic competitions):

57⚽️: GRIMSBY, Man City
56⚽️: Lincoln
55⚽️: Huddersfield
54⚽️: Cardiff
53⚽️: Luton

#GTFC @officialgtfc

[Paul Parker @paulyp14]

Farke > Bielsa

[Barclays WSL 2 @BarclaysWSL2]

job done.

#BarclaysWC @LC_Lionesses

[London City Lionesses @LC_Lionesses]

See you next season, @BarclaysWSL 👋

[Harry Aslett @HarryAslett1]

No matter what happens tomorrow he wasn’t wrong was he #GTFC

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

The final day of the Championship season has the potential to be an all-timer in terms of entertainment.

Bristol City (5th, 67 points, +4 GD) are at home to Preston (20th, 49 points, -11 GD). Bristol City need a result to guarantee a play-off place, Preston need to go there and win to be sure of survival.

Burnley (2nd, 97 points, +51 GD) play Millwall (7th, 67 points, 0 GD) at Turf Moor, Burnley are looking to win and hope Leeds drop points to secure the title, Millwall need to go there and win to have a hope of getting into the play-offs.

Coventry (6th, 66 points, +4 GD) are at home to Middlesbrough (9th, 64 points, +10 GD) knowing that a win will keep them in the play-offs unless Millwall go to Burnley and absolutely pump Parker and co. Boro know they need to win to be in with a chance but have better goal difference than every other play-off contender.

Derby (19th, 49 points, -8 GD) are at home to Stoke (18th, 50 points -17 GD) and know that a win keeps them up but a draw could put them bang in trouble given they’re only one point above the bottom three as things stand. For Stoke, if they lose at Pride Park and Preston, Luton + Hull also win, they will go down.

Plymouth (23rd, 46 points, -36 GD) need a 14 goal swing to survive at home to Leeds (1st, 97 points, +64 GD) with Daniel Farke’s men still pushing all the way to reach 100 points and win the title.

Portsmouth (16th, 53 points, -13 GD) are mathematically safe but could still relegate Hull City (22nd, 48 points, -10 GD) if they stop the Tigers from winning at Fratton Park.

Blackburn (8th, 65 points, +5 GD) to go play-off bound Sheffield United knowing that a win and draws for two of Bristol City, Coventry & Millwall will see them into the play-offs.

Luton (21st, 49 points, -22 GD) travel to West Brom outside the relegation zone by a single point but with worse GD than any of the sides around them barring Plymouth, making a win at The Hawthorns feel essential.

Every game is kicking off at 12:30 on Saturday and I cannot wait.

[Paul Parker @paulyp14]

Adam Wharton is a galactico. #cpfc

[Paul Parker @paulyp14]

@ChrisParkerNo6 Burnley success built on conceding so few goals. If they can keep that and add a little more quality going the other way they’ll have every chance. Need to try keep a hold of Trafford though.

[Paul Parker @paulyp14]

There’s obviously a gap between the Championship and Premier League but it’s being blown out of proportion surely. In 2023, all three promoted sides stayed up, and all three of them are now in European contention just two years later (FFC, AFCB, NFFC). I think we’ve just seen 1/2

[Paul Parker @paulyp14]

Putting the Newcastle game back on, VAR farce absolutely killed a good game. Neither a pen in a million years.

[Paul Parker @paulyp14]

@DN35GTFC Personal Favourites
Arnold v FGR 😭
Jevons at Anfield 🚀
That Gary Jones goal 🧙‍♂️
Stockport (A) JPT Semi Final ⛈️
JPKK v Spurs ✴️

Memory of 98 too foggy…

[Paul Parker @paulyp14]

@ChrisParkerNo6 Would genuinely love to visit! Any chance of a virtual tour…

[Paul Parker @paulyp14]

@F0reverEvert0n Best keeper in the prem

[Paul Parker @paulyp14]

Great performance and great win. McEachran & Warren outstanding. Whatever happens, the upturn this season has been enormous and I hope Artell gets the plaudits him and his staff deserve. Might as well have a proper push for it now we’re here! 🐟 #ATAW

[Grimsby Town F.C. @officialgtfc]

Shots fired, job done.

#GTFC

[Paul Parker @paulyp14]

Not a great deal of spark, shows where we’re at. Not ready yet, but vastly improved from last season. Hopefully keep the bulk of the group next season and can push on and have a go at it. #UTM #Fish

[Paul Parker @paulyp14]

@Jaack GK: Vlad the Impaler
D: Thomas Vermaelen
D: Samuel Umtiti
M: Jake Livermore
F: Christopher Nkunku

Gaffer: King Charles

[Paul Parker @paulyp14]

Favourite Album of all time Pure nostalgia now…

[Courteeners @thecourteeners]

Falcon.

Happy 15th!

Listen back to the album now https://t.co/Q1HzJH9XDC

[Luke Keaney @lukekeaney1]

8 yrs ago today, my football career with @FourMastersCLG n @officialdonegal was over. Retirement was incredibly tough, leaving me struggling with more than just physical pain! Marcus Aurelius
-“It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live."

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Got these two assholes turning up for the 'Farmers' protest and if that's not enough to tell you what this multimillionaire/billionaire tax dodging scheme is about nothing will.