Paul Balzer

Master of questionable decisions.

[𝘽𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙮𝙚 𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 🌰 @Buckeye_Nation]

2,999 days since Ohio State has lost to ttun in football.

If the math checks out, tomorrow reaches 3,000.

[Paul Balzer @paulzer42]

@megxo5 @NikBeattyRx #milf

[Paul Balzer @paulzer42]

Is it acceptable to punch someone who’s playing candy crush while in a meeting that only happened because this person doesn’t pay attention to things agreed upon in past meetings? #AskingForAFriend #stategovt

[Paul Balzer @paulzer42]

@mlotweets Duuuuude. I snapped on someone last week...

[Tony Gerdeman @TonyGerdeman]

This was overturned.

[Paul Balzer @paulzer42]

You probably didn’t know you needed this in your life, but you definitely need this in your life.

[Mandog ✊🏽 @mannyd0g]

Woke up today thinking, “WHERE ARE MY BACKGROUND SINGERS?!”

[Paul Balzer @paulzer42]

@lscantland1 @ESPNCFB Okay Boomer

[Paul Balzer @paulzer42]

@ColumbusBrewing I need this. @nate01 we have to go today.

[Paul Balzer @paulzer42]

@thetournament @CarmensCrew @ACraft4 is a damn legend.

[Paul Balzer @paulzer42]

Let’s get it

[KFar @ItsJustKFar]

@ej_fars @its_caroline_ @paulzer42 @itsLo_xo

[Paul Balzer @paulzer42]

@buckeyefansonly @ItsJustKFar @MartySmithESPN Legendary.

[Paul Balzer @paulzer42]

Nope. Nope.

[Paul Balzer @paulzer42]

Downtown smells like dog shit. Fun.

[Paul Balzer @paulzer42]

I’m wet

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Zach Galifianakis. Two ferns. A lot of famous people.

Between Two Ferns: The Movie premieres September 20th.

[Paul Balzer @paulzer42]

@bobbyness11 #stoopid

[Paul Balzer @paulzer42]

I swear we’re in the upside down...

[CSPAN @cspan]

.@RepJerryNadler: "Have you ever been asked to approve any request or action to be taken by the special counsel?"

Acting AG Whitaker: "Mr. Chairman, I see that your 5 minutes is up."

[Paul Balzer @paulzer42]

@UncleBlazer Just wait til Super Bowl CDXX 🔥🔥🔥

[Aman Batheja @amanbatheja]

This huge graphic on today's @nytimes front page -- "What's really happening at the Border?" -- is fantastic!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If they want to make an example out of me, I will gladly be one.

Hopefully we can be an example of dedication, courage, and persistence under fire.

Or compassion, thoughtfulness, curiosity, justice, and zeal.

I also hope to be an example of not tolerating nonsense, too.

[Paul Balzer @paulzer42]

@AHSAA_hoops let her play!!!

[Jay Bilas @JayBilas]

Everyone, from the WNBA to Chris Paul, is united against the Alabama High School Athletic Association’s unfair, mean-spirited ruling against Maori Davenport. AHSAA Director Steve Savarese made this decision. He needs to reinstate Davenport. @AHSAA_hoops https://t.co/GIhBceXeNc