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5’3” smelly broke guy

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I think I will

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

✅ 9× All-Star
✅ 6× All-NBA
✅ 4× NBA All-Defensive Team
✅ 2018-19 Steals Leader
✅ 2016 Olympic Gold Medalist
✅ 2013 Most Improved Player

Welcome to the Celtics, @Yg_Trece ☘️

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

#GentrifyCheyenne

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Apple and Google used to advertise on this site

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Who the fuck do they think this guy is

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Cleveland Cavaliers All-NBA star Donovan Mitchell has agreed on a four-year, $273 million maximum contract extension that includes a player option for the 2030-31 season and a full trade kicker, CAA's Co-Head of Basketball, Austin Brown, tells ESPN.

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Fuck it, bring me the unction in Denver

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: The Sacramento Kings are waiving DeMar DeRozan, making the six-time All-Star one of the top free agents, sources tell ESPN. The sides worked collaboratively on this resolution after exploring trade routes.

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We not doing Millennial core nostalgia lil bro

[Kish 🇭🇹 @kishswim]

Being in your 20s in the 2010s was probably so fucking turnt

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@NeetTsuri Vouch

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@halfklass @hecantdrive

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@waltdenver We not there yet

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

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@shirts0 Nah son this can’t be real

[grace @milehighgrace]

he’s making sure he’s real

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@Beastin25_8 Also Amy Schumer A List in 2026?

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@Beastin25_8 Crying man who cares

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Nuggets front office

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Free agent guard Tyus Jones has agreed to a one-year deal to return to the Denver Nuggets, sources tell ESPN. Jones played a reserve role after joining Denver on the buyout market last season, and enters his 12th NBA season as his agent Kevin Bradbury of LIFT Sports Management completes an agreement with Nuggets officials.

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Sick very cool

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Colorado Gov Nominee Phil Weiser Vows to Confront Democratic Socialist Melat Kiros Over Boulder Antisemitic Firebombing: ‘Jewish Lives Matter. Period.’

[Johnny Baboon @shirts0]

@emmastoner27 @gochoof Bagley on the nuggets next year

[Johnny Baboon @shirts0]

I just saw Nuggets superstar Christian Braun at Beijing International Airport