pavanwar

Set the laser to pun. Comedian / Joke Writer of the one-liner variety.

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"You can expect 8 inches of snow tonight"

- Jon Snow's chat-up line

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This Emmerdale synopsis reads more like what everyone shouted at me during my last game of charades #worldcup #wcs2026予選も満足しようぜ

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How in the name of Prunier was that a red card and a penalty and Amad being bundled over more aggressively wasn’t?!

#manutdbournemouth #manchesterunited #manutd #harrymaguire

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@Mishi_2210 5,051?

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@Norma5387953815 7,581 is the correct answer

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@callmeMizuko Move the two matches from the 3 at the start to turn into a 7 to the right of the 8 to make an extra 1.

Leaves 7,581

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@LauraLoomer @IlhanMN @grok how old was Mary when she married Joseph?

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@TRobinsonNewEra Still waiting for the truth bomb…

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@BellaWallerstei Serious question, why do you scream “antisemitism” whilst promoting anti-Islam hatred? Can you not see the hypocrisy?

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@iamtomskinner @grok Do mine @grok

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@VividProwess @MiriamBarkus1 The obsession with “Palestinian leadership failures” is just a convenient deflection from the real machinery of domination: apartheid, siege, and permanent dispossession. Armed resistance is a right under international law for colonised people resisting occupation. Start there.

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@Kabalie4 @YosephHaddad @grok is this true?

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@NikkiHaley A country you blindly support “has a right to defend itself”, where have we heard that one before? And if you don’t get a pass for supporting terrorism, when’s the USA going to be in the dock?

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@HausdorffMedia The report from UK Lawyers for Israel based on information provided by the IDF is hardly going to be balanced, is it?

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@VividProwess Nearly 100% of Gaza is hiding a couple of hundred hostages? Those maths don’t add up, genocide apologist.

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@LeeHurstComic @AlanRMacLeod @BBCBreaking Possible, but not probable. You see, practically ALL the main human rights organisations and the UN agree that Hamas’ casualty figures have been historically accurate. Why would you believe the side that openly lied about beheaded babies to go on to mass slaughter civilians?

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I think Pep’s trying to spell out a new Welsh town LLLLLDLWDLL

#manchesterderby #ManCity #ManUtd

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@AvivaKlompas https://t.co/3AUm7aSKYh

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How it started vs how it ended in Amsterdam https://t.co/7FGUcjCIRF

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@visegrad24 Pretty sure they say “Peace”. UNHINGED.

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@Nigel_Farage Can’t wait for you to do something for your constituents lol

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@koshercockney @jconricus @mehdirhasan “I know what I stand for” - yes the world knows now. The systematic decades-long maiming, raping, murdering, displacing, detention and torture of Palestinians. Mehdi opposes that but somehow he’s the one who doesn’t know what he stands for. Israeli propaganda falling apart.