Kendall

promise to get a little better as I get older

[ethan @vampdivergent]

if you have no motivation,

𝓭𝓸 𝓲𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶.

day drink for MARK S
fall in love for IRVING
make yourself lunch for DYLAN
study for MS HUANG
brush your teeth for MILCHICK
kill yourself for HELLY R

[Kendall @pavinator20]

These guys give me the same energy #severance

[Kendall @pavinator20]

The best part about getting little wispy bangs is people who barely know you ask if you’ve gone through trauma lately.

[Kendall @pavinator20]

Didn’t make it to group yoga but got wordle in three

[daniel™️ @danielsogay]

If you thought sponge, bob, square, and pants were a category today I’m so sorry but the game isn’t for you

[Kendall @pavinator20]

@Natsundholm Your subtweets are so intriguing, I have to know!

[Abby Barr @1AbbyRoad]

he invented rizz

[Erin M @erinmurray16]

me every time a man posts his spotify wrapped

[Kendall @pavinator20]

@erinmurray16 Glad you made it home safe!

[Mark Glasgow Illustration @MGlasgowGoods]

Big Miss Steak. Huge.

[Kendall @pavinator20]

Woke up to shots fired from Spotify

[Kendall @pavinator20]

Guy asked for my number, I asked if he had a girlfriend and he said “no but I do have two phones”. ????????? Nope.

[clintoris @clintoris]

Bitches be like idgaf then listen to Ctrl

[Kendall @pavinator20]

@alexismacias92 @nickayla finally some good news

[Pitbull @pitbull]

We appreciate every one of these streams. Thank you very much y muchas gracias! @KeshaRose @Spotify

[Kendall @pavinator20]

I gave a hang loose hand gesture today as a response to praise on a video call with my new coworkers today. I’ve worked at this company three days total.

[Kendall @pavinator20]

@MattBroshar Wish I could retweet this fact

[Kendall @pavinator20]

@AFlaccoSeagulls Okay, you and Is reunion, yes lol I thought you meant we graduated high school 15 years ago and I was *dead*

[Kendall @pavinator20]

Listening to “there’s no place like home for the holidays” while waiting for my COVID test results