Martin John

Probably the best poker and timpani playing accountant in the world. Top 10 anyway.

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@GBNews23653867 Burnham wraps up the next election right there if he gets that reversed.

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@Capt_Fishpaste Hopefully they'll make another film of it.

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BROBBEY!!!

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@eb92safc *not a derby

Something like that?

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@Capt_Fishpaste Full kit shorts and socks or you're not even trying.

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@solidbond @reformexposed @drdavidbull @McivorJaymey Will Old Man Harborne put his £5m on the table at the end?

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Love to the family @TomSwarbrick1 , love to the family. #unexpectedcolin

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@isobeloakeshitt @SophyRidgeSky Can we really trust her to run the country if she's jonesing for a hit of that sweet, sweet watermelon?

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@sonnykeith0 @IlkleyJohn @Sarcasmnista @RobertM42723380 @PolitlcsUK You and your facts getting in the way of John's narrative.

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@narindertweets @bbcquestiontime

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@keiththecamel I hope you're right but I think people have mostly been voting for change since 2010. I'm not convinced life is better, for most people, in 2026.

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@NoodleMC2 @NickFerrariLBC @LBC Was listening and thinking this seems unlikely. Turns out they are exporting the energy to the mainland.

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Can you choose to accept a corner rather than take a goal kick? #safc

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@PS_is_Back @EricIdle The half-a-bee?

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@fellaraktar And they say Americans don't do irony.

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@miffythegamer @Zero_4 @StuartS200

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@Tonyd1973 @Capt_Fishpaste To be fair, they were trying to keep it away from Alderete.

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@RejectedBook He needs lessons from Ampadu on how to punch the ball away.

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@mackeminmokum Never in doubt.

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@barnyboatman Let's face it. It's not even Albert Steptoe.