Ashwin

Strategy & Storytelling with a side of Cats & Chaos.

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

Daddy smurf

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

“You should speak Kannada”
“You better talk in Hindi”
“You learn Marathi”

But if you’re forgetting the language of humanity among these language wars, it’s better you don’t speak at all.

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

One LinkedIn reality check a day keeps nasty colleagues’ attitude at bay

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

I’ve tried reading physical books.
I’ve tried listening to audiobooks.
I highly recommend giving an assignment to an intern to summarise the book for me.

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

How you know the weekend was lit

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

@VaishnaviDavane 100

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

Call me, maybe?

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

Can’t be a BTS if I’m the scene 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

Wake up babe, US just dropped their new no spitting campaign 😻

[NDTV @ndtv]

#NDTVWorld | US Man Spits Outside His Home, DNA Match Later Leads To His Arrest In 36-Year-Old Murder Case
https://t.co/3DUoyJ7903

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

Main karu toh saala character dheela hai 🤨

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

A liver transplant surgeon in the United Kingdom was fined £10,000 and sentenced to community service after admitting to burning his initials into the livers of two patients during transplant surgeries.

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

Happy #ValentinesDay to all employees ghosting their employers today. And all the best to those breaking up.

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

A day in my life:

Give gyaan.

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

What is a green flag on the outside but a red flag through and through?

A watermenon.

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

Entire team when boss cracks a joke during appraisal season

[Shubh @kadaipaneeeer]

Unemployment at its peak 😭😭😭

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

We can't interfere, it's a #canonevent for food delivery apps. Right @zomato @Swiggy ?

[NDTV @ndtv]

#Zomato Delivery Agent Drops Order In #Hyderabad On A Horse. Reason: Fuel Shortage

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

Not a swiftie by a long shot but I know another 34 year old with zero spouses, zero children, multiple cats and unspecified body count.

Not sure about songs but the guy is one hell of a storyteller. Any guesses?

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

Taylor Swift

Age: 34
Husband: zero
Children: zero
Ex boyfriends: 14
Body count: ???
Cats: 3
Most popular songs: 'shake it off' - 'look what you made me do' - 'I knew you were trouble' - 'bad blood' - 'don't blame me' - 'you need to calm down'

Do you understand why western women identify with her?

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

My work week described in a thread, as I hang on by a thread.

https://t.co/anHIAeM7qj

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

Sitting through Animal

[David @paskana_]

what do you think is harder than this?

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

Women after completing 1 out of 7685480 tasks-

[Kayokay @0gkushhhh]

Well anyways, i am gonna get some sushi

[Ashwin @pawedfather]

Giving in to my intrusive thoughts at work but then realizing I'm in a "professional" work environment

[BNO News Live @BNODesk]

WATCH: BBC News opens with anchor Maryam Moshiri giving the middle finger