lauren

you had to be there.

[𝔻𝕪𝕝𝕒𝕟 @PadraigPiers]

Dr. Bronner's Graphic Designer portfolio:

[lauren @pawgchain]

Xquisite would be a wonderful name for a stripper who was also Xzibit’s sister by happy coincidence

[lauren @pawgchain]

@RayDalio Hell yeah brother

[lauren @pawgchain]

@JoePompliano so essentially the same plot as All Fours by Miranda July

[lauren @pawgchain]

something happened to my camera lens and now my stupid “breakfast with a view” picture concept looks like it was shot by Petra Collins

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.

[lauren @pawgchain]

“I’m a forward deployed creative” how about I “foreword deploy” deez nuts

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

they’re selling millennial-branded emergency radiation exposure medication (pills you take when nuclear war starts to increase your odds of survival) with buy-now-pay-later options.

[lauren @pawgchain]

@credenzaclear2 let’s get a date on the books

[lauren @pawgchain]

@garlic_wife cop from @ineedgodpod 😁

[lauren @pawgchain]

how do we feel about this gum position. rude ?

[lauren @pawgchain]

here’s my impression of me in the Criterion Closet:

nice. ya, great. now show me where you keep White Chicks.

[lauren @pawgchain]

@ineedgodpod still one of the more goated shirts in my collection

[𝓴 @ifuliedownhere]

Current obsession: the dirty sink paintings of Helen Appel (1976)

[lauren @pawgchain]

@ali_sivi my cry tends to come somewhere in the middle

[lauren @pawgchain]

@jestom low key unforgivable

[Shakira @jodecicry]

I won’t move to CDMX and contribute to their gentrification, but I can confirm after visiting that if I ever find out I’m even 1/16 Mexican I’m willing to be insufferable

[lauren @pawgchain]

the reward *is* the suffering don’t u see

[Dev⋆˚✿˖° @earthaura_]

I wish more women would know that there is literally no reward for suffering.

[lauren @pawgchain]

adorable twink flight attendant slid me a free cheese plate

[Tailtiu @tailtiu0]

breakfast muffin at the airport

[lauren @pawgchain]

@raihan_ Yay!!!!!!!!