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NO ONE likes the tuna here!

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

If your line cook died and you replaced them with a random sibling your restaurant would likely fail immediately but apparently being a senator requires less experience than being a line cook

[robinsongz @robinsongz]

In celebration of TFT's 7th birthday bash, i am giving away 5 Party God of Tactics Pengu codes!!

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picking winners on 6/15!!

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[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i’m fucking in tears you guys are too bored. he’s the mayor of the city and sitting in the nosebleeds

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

imagine freeing one slave in your entire life and it’s Hitler

[K. @IbaraEleven]

I’m so used to US politicians pretending to be powerless that this feels like a headline from another universe

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

remember when a bunch of teenagers working for Elon cut the funding to Sesame Street a year ago because America was on the verge of financial collapse or something?

[daily naruto @dailyhokage]

14 years ago today, Naruto invented Mozilla Firefox

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

The 7 House Democrats who voted with Republicans to fund ICE got burned by the Rotating Villain Strategy. Hakeem Jeffries told them to take this unpopular vote and take the heat from the base, expecting someone else would play this role in the future. But on Saturday.. 1/🧵

[Yodzo🇺🇦🐏 @Yodzo_YnH]

jjk trend

#naruto

[John Iadarola @johniadarola]

JD Vance is defending this murderer more passionately than he's ever defended his wife or kids.

[lou .ᐟ @silenth7lls]

being shit at the game you love the most

[daily naruto @dailyhokage]

Monday motivation

[hymn duncan @hymnduncan]

The ‘99 Spurs were ripping Starcraft LAN parties in the hotel before destroying your favorite team LOL

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

I am begging, BEGGING democrats to do better than this. Trump is a corrupt pedophile rapist war criminal illegally overthrowing Venezuela to steal oil and enrich his billionaire friends as they loot the treasury. “SIR YOU DIDN’T GO THROUGH THE PROPER PROCESS!!!!” Is way too weak for this moment. IMPEACH REMOVE & CRIMINALLY CHARGE

[The Noise, Wokehammer CEO @The_Noise_13]

"Hey Grok remov-"

[john @0bungler]

Media: why are you invading Venezuela? It must be due to a complex confluence of geopolitical turmoil

Trump: I'm doing it to steal their oil. I'm calling it Operation Oil Theft

Media: we'll never know what goes on in the head of this wily genius

[マクロス instain mother @instain_mother]

"They took this from you" and its something you can do right now if you had even one person who liked you