Prof. Alex Pawsworth

Professor of Behavioral Studies, Ringleader of the Pawsworth Traveling Flea Circus. @TheValleyTrash is my roommate; he's an idiot.

[Prof. Alex Pawsworth @Pawsworth]

THEFT ALERT: I lost a bunch of hairs / Approx. 8 years of growth / Be on the lookout! #WokeUpLikeThis #FurTrader

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Sounds good to me but my ears are full of screaming mites. [Pixies - Where is my Mind covered by animals] https://t.co/aBhrVXEwjd

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Happy New Seven Years! Every pee is illuminated.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

https://t.co/PVanwJzszV

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Spending Xmas w/ @hanssucks! He says I'm a wingman to help him get "cats" or something. I don't like cats.

[Paddington Pug @PaddingtonPug]

Christmas is canceled! Apparently mama told Santa I was good this year & he died laughing #puglife @buzzfeedanimals

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Wake me up when that fat burglar fills my poop bag with treats. #XmasEve

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@AshleyEdits same.

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Protect ya neck (pillows).

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Puparazzi got me @AmoebaMusic diggin fer gold! I'd like to request you play more @DrDogMusic in store. https://t.co/5ejK5i0qJt

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I hiked up a mountain for my 8th birthday this morning while you slept in. Get it together. I'M EIGHT!

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Yeah, I'm considered "precious cargo." Get me to Hotlips, pronto! #MASHsite

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I don't need directions, I follow my nose to the deals. And by deals, i mean fresh dumps. #BlackFriday #OptOutside

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This. Is. THANSGIBBIN!!! #happythanksgiving https://t.co/KuY39spjd4

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Camping out @PetSmart all night tonight for all the dealz. Bitches better not be like

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Today's the day I eat too much and sleep all day. JK, that's errday, dawg. https://t.co/Tg8mn1ZpFj

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

https://t.co/VeQXjTseMj

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This living room is a jungle and I'm the king of it.

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There's only one thing that feels better than rolling in sand: Peeing while rolling in sand.

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You jerks order a bunch of food & I just get water? Don't know what "lunch" is but I want some too.

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@AshleyEdits yer fired.