Helix

[Helix @PawzH4rd]

My parents dont seem to realise they are me having sex three more times away from joining the military

[Helix @PawzH4rd]

@sinusitiis Damn and I thought I was a good guy

[Helix @PawzH4rd]

@soapyhadid Everyone’s gonna think you’re a hiplet buddy

[Helix @PawzH4rd]

@Jose90491864 This explains why so many dudes say their dick is above average

[Helix @PawzH4rd]

I went out with a girl today and all she did was show me pictures of her in a bikini and pictures of ugly guys who she might let fuck her and I had some pretty good tacos

[Adam @AdamThaSportFan]

I wonder if she fucks with dishwashers that make 18.50 an hour

[Helix @PawzH4rd]

@wormpuller #shouldvedonecremateyourdogfornoreasontuesdaynextweek

[Helix @PawzH4rd]

@frieren_babe A nice relaxing smoke of crack

[Helix @PawzH4rd]

@paws1qns

[Helix @PawzH4rd]

@bugedelic And followers

[Helix @PawzH4rd]

@calajms I’m gonna kms so I can haunt you

[Helix @PawzH4rd]

If Lindsey Clancy was black shed have been sent to prison last year

[Ey_Ton @Tony98040419]

You guys only want me for my massive gnome ass.

[Helix @PawzH4rd]

@rebiwaaan Have they replied to this yet

[Helix @PawzH4rd]

@rebiwaaan My armpits feel gross hairy