Almost died today.
A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.
Luckily, the 2026 Chargers offense started playing on the TV.
He suddenly started watching and killed himself. Thank god 🙏❤️
Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds.
"Take away Jalen hurts weapons and what does he have"
"Take away all of Jalen hurts rushing touchdowns and what does he have"
"Jalen Hurts touchdown passes don’t count either because they were the results of mistakes made by the other team"
Like seriously what the fuck is this guy supposed to do? Are we supposed to tie his hands and feet together to see if he can throw touchdown passes that way in order for them to count?
And I guess they only count when the other team doesn’t make any mistakes at all?
FOH