detective secretary

a detective at animal detective agency.
dm to contact me.

[detective secretary @pay2solve]

hi

im a detective at the animal detective agency

if you need to contact me, dm me
i dont have a business email because thats too much effort

i solve cases
please include payment details if you want me to care

thanks

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[detective secretary @pay2solve]

@barneys_eeffoc absolutely, coffee sounds great. and thanks for the compliment. how much longer until they let you out?

[detective secretary @pay2solve]

more reasons to hire me. youre welcome

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[detective secretary @pay2solve]

@barneys_eeffoc oh hey, my newest client

[detective secretary @pay2solve]

@C0ffeestealer stalking

[detective secretary @pay2solve]

everyone is so rude nowadays i shouldve stayed with the old cases

[detective secretary @pay2solve]

#sneaking #observing

[detective secretary @pay2solve]

@fishykeres no, dont do that

[detective secretary @pay2solve]

@fishykeres oh. alright then

[detective secretary @pay2solve]

@fishykeres im not being mean. im just saying what the evidence suggests

[detective secretary @pay2solve]

@fishykeres okay yes, i read the news. considering recent events, and from my perspective thats completely understandable

[detective secretary @pay2solve]

@fishykeres actually nevermind. i think my schedule is completely full. sorry harvey!

[detective secretary @pay2solve]

hello, i solve mysteries for money.
please contact me if the pay is reasonable

[detective secretary @pay2solve]

@fishykeres ...harvey. thats not a lot to work with. you dont know your age, your parents have been missing for fifteen years, and your only description is that they look like you...??

[detective secretary @pay2solve]

@fishykeres sure! give me a name, last known location, and anything else you know about them.

[detective secretary @pay2solve]

@barneys_eeffoc you can thank me after i have something useful to report

[detective secretary @pay2solve]

@fishykeres hi, whats up? need a detective?

[detective secretary @pay2solve]

@officer_duckman /Thankyu and gn!!!

[detective secretary @pay2solve]

@barneys_eeffoc ill send you my bank details. pay upfront, obviously! ill keep you updated weekly with whatever i find

[detective secretary @pay2solve]

@barneys_eeffoc alright. let me look through some files and ill get it done!

[detective secretary @pay2solve]

@barneys_eeffoc youre offering me 670 dollars to stalk a police officer and a security guy. thats not even remotely enough